But isn't there a theory that the cleavage is actually a representation of a bumhole?
and we are programmed to be attracted to it, or something like that?
So if you like tits you like bumholes too.


edit: don't Google that at work.....

sabotagetimes.com/reportage/why-women-wear-red-lipstick-flaunt-cleavage-use-fake-tan/
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:03, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Yes, but this refers to the perfectly natural heterosexual desire to mount a mate from behind
Not the deviant sort of putting willies up men's bottoms to which Quinchy refers.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:10, Reply)

its only deviant if it is sausaging a Stag down in old Soho

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:15, Reply)