Something utterly terrible has happened up my bum
I need help.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 13:40, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

You should work it out with a pencil.

(PsychoChomp, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 13:55, Reply)

I recommend 2can for this sort of thing

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 13:55, Reply)

im sure you can make a good fist of it

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 14:26, Reply)

Most of it has made a very distressing and violent exit now.
I feel less panicked, but the whole episode has left a very bad taste in my mouth and ruined an otherwise pleasant Sunday.

But thank you all for your support and advice.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 15:10, Reply)

This sounds like you shat into your own mouth

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 15:19, Reply)

I think that's exactky what happened

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 8 Mar 2015, 15:23, Reply)

phys.org/news/2015-03-giant-methane-storms-uranus.html
(PsychoChomp, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 15:29, Reply)