I had an amazing swim a couple of hours ago.
Pool half empty, only shared the lane with one woman who let me pass if I needed to. Swimming class going on but they were toddlers and basically silent. The changing rooms were clean. It was so sunny that they were cooling the pool so every couple of lengths you swam into the cool water coming in. 10/10 best swim all year.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:54, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Something, something when you jumped in the water jumped out

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:56, Reply)

Well yes I displaced the water equal to the volume of my body.
Pools are designed for that nowadays.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:57, Reply)

I do hope you shouted "Eureka" as you jumped in?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:01, Reply)

let you pass?
what was she, Gandalf?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:57, Reply)

No, just someone who knew proper lane manners. Very very rare.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:58, Reply)

Did you do a wee in the pool?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:04, Reply)

Nope, I usually make a point of going for a long piss before I shower.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:04, Reply)

You should use a toilet.
Unless you are trying to be French.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:09, Reply)