I buy ethical, animal-free soap which doesn't get the dirt off.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 14:46, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

altalt: I buy ethical, animal-free kebabs that are just bread and lettuce.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 14:50, Reply)

alt: I wear only ethical, animal-free hessian cloaks tied with a length of hemp twine.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 15:00, Reply)

And cardboard sandals.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 15:00, Reply)

No pants.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 15:03, Reply)

I bought some Masai car tyre sandals in Tanzania
They admired my large feet. Or mocked them. I don't speak Masai. They weren't very comfy so I gave them away. Needs more bommyknocker. The End.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 15:04, Reply)

I also once went on holiday

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 15:09, Reply)

did you eat some hunny?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 15:10, Reply)

I don't touch any of that foreign shit

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 15:12, Reply)

www.solerebels.com/products/riff-supah-talent?variantid=1190035372
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 15:13, Reply)

fucking hell

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 15:14, Reply)

I liked the idea of tyre shoes until I saw that :(

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 15:16, Reply)

these are the things
they're pretty nifty but you prolly need to have been walking twenty miles a day in bare feet to get the benefit of them, my mollycoddled white boy feet weren't up to it

www.blackmalaika.com/about/about-masai-wear/
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 15:19, Reply)

I bet McBeef has a pair

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 15:23, Reply)

he's prolly got the rare limited edition ones made from the tyres of a 1950s Aston Martin

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 15:29, Reply)

somehow I don't think they'd fit my workplace's dress code

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 15:28, Reply)