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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I smell wonderful - just enough Hugo Boss to be discernible, not enough to overpower
Alt: James Tyrwhitt actually, double cuff, natch
Altalt: Doner, no mayo* easy on the onions, chili sauce.
*Mayo is for homosexualists
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 16:41,
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latest was 10 years ago)
ew. mayo on a kebab?
The dirty bastards.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 16:47,
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Garlic mayo
And chili sauce
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.Yeti., Wed 18 Mar 2015, 16:51,
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perfumed ponce
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 16:53,
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perfume is for puffs
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 17:17,
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I don't think I've ever felt the need to put on aftershave.
Not after a man in a toilet has told me 'no spray, no lay'.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 17:28,
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it's aimed at sweaty virgins and people who piss on their own hands
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 17:34,
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