This falls down because the collective british public lap absolute shite up with a spoon.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:47, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Or a fork.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:48, Reply)

Funny that the spork isn't more commonly used, it is the ideal piece of cutlery, given the average needs of the people

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:58, Reply)

I'd be happy if they bought back the trough.
Maybe they could swap them for serving chips in plant pots and things on miniature picnic benches.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:58, Reply)

I just eat microwave meals for one straight out the container with a plastic spoon and chuck the lot away after

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:01, Reply)

Fray bentos pie, with just a teatowel stopping it from burning your lap.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:04, Reply)

You can heat them up? Well I never.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:10, Reply)

no no, the X Factor is a triumph of artistry

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:52, Reply)

That's like saying the Ford focus is a shit supercar.
It's not designed to be artistic, it's designed to be an entertaining saturday night show that makes a fuck load of money. It does that well. Hell people pay to vote, buy the albums, and advertisers pay through the nose for slots.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:56, Reply)