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Missing passengers, missing threadswhat are you missing? what have you lost lately?
What have you done for me lately?
OOOOoooooooOOOOOOO YEAH!
alt. lunch/sheds/cable chat
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 11:53,
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yeah? well it was me that clipped the brakes on your moped.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 11:57,
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I just got free tickets to see Stewart Lee.That's cheered me up.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Mar 2015, 11:58,
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I really like Stewart Lee.Watch how many people reply to you saying he's shit.
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I like him too(
Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:00,
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I, for one, wasn't aware of just how terrible my taste was till I started coming here(
Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:02,
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I've been eating lunch wrong and not caring about vinyl enough all my life. (, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:04, Reply)
My point being the only way to measure some contents worth it in anyway objectively is by mass popularity, anything else is entirely subjective to the point that it is useless to rank it's worth.
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wrong, wrong, spectacularly and spastically wrong.You are genuinely saying that Fifty Shades of Grey is a better novel than, say, Heart of Darkness?
You fucking stupid prick.
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I'm saying it doesn't matter what I think, it matters what people on average think.I imagine that more people have enjoyed reading that trash than have enjoyed reading Heart of Darkness. I also think that a smart persons enjoyment isn't fundamentally worth more than a horny housewifes enjoyment.
A proper counter argument would be that sales don't necessarily link with enjoyment. Also metacritic style review aggregators are probably a better measure than pure sales. But if you just want to call me a spastic rather than trying to form a decent argument go ahead.
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wot you just typed up there isn't by any stretch of the imagination, a decent argumentRun along now.
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I certainly managed to bang out more man fluid to Heart of Darkness(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:14, Reply)
Nah, the best way is to ask respected barometers of cool, like me or McBeef.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:45,
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This falls down because the collective british public lap absolute shite up with a spoon.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:47,
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Funny that the spork isn't more commonly used, it is the ideal piece of cutlery, given the average needs of the people(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:58,
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I'd be happy if they bought back the trough.Maybe they could swap them for serving chips in plant pots and things on miniature picnic benches.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:58,
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I just eat microwave meals for one straight out the container with a plastic spoon and chuck the lot away after(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:01,
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Fray bentos pie, with just a teatowel stopping it from burning your lap.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:04,
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That's like saying the Ford focus is a shit supercar.It's not designed to be artistic, it's designed to be an entertaining saturday night show that makes a fuck load of money. It does that well. Hell people pay to vote, buy the albums, and advertisers pay through the nose for slots.
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I suggest that everybody click thisSo that Chimpy's dismissal of the entire history of cultural criticism and most of the humanities, in favour of replacing with the bestsellers charts and the iTunes downloads chart is recorded for posterity.
Breaking news: Charles Rennie Mackintosh 'shit compared to Barratt Homes'!
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The film of heart of darkness only got 2 stars on imdb so the book must be shit.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:57,
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I'd like to know how "creative worth" could be measured.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:55,
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You don't get how dozer argues, he doesn't offer any alternatives or counter any specific points, that would open himself up to criticism He just gets upset and calls you stupid.
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And me.I nearly ventured down to Dundee to see him, but didn't because my mate bottled it because he's a fucking melt.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:17,
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yeah I like his stuff.My brother is doing the sound for his stint here in ox, so we've got a free box. Brilliant.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:03,
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I don't understand why you're bullying me today, but if it doesn't stop, I'm gazing a mod.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:10,
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Oh sorry m8, I keep confusing you with Baggenfock (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:11,
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that's too far man, that hurts. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:12,
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I'm not sorry because it's only banter and on the internet it's fine to be vile to people you like(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:15,
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I suppose I shouldn't give the satisfaction, but this is the last time I will ever visit this site. So long B3ta, thanks for the laughs.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:20,
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Is this guy bothering you Windy?Just give the word m8
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:13,
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Just watch your step buddy(
Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:19,
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Just not in a banning mood today(
Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:23,
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you're supposed to put [MOD EDIT] i'm tweetin' rob about this(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:29,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2485629
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:47,
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SCORE! Can't say I've seen his stand up. What's his angle?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:01,
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I think you underestimate me, Tangles.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:05,
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I think you misunderstood my answer to your question, Jaygles(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:12,
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being an angry sarcastic cunt.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:02,
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Dunno what to have for lunch.Can't go out as I'm waiting for a delivery. So probably a banana and some toast.
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:07,
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I've lost the paper part of my driving licenceIn all the time I've been driving I've never used it so there's bound to be a need for it in the near future now.
I haven't done anything for you lately so I'll send you some positive vibes or something. Okay?
Alt: Lunch is a tuna sandwich, apple, orange, yoghurt and some raisins. Exciting stuff, eh?
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 11:59,
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You're doing this on purpose nowI mean, Oh haha yer! Good ol "CQ", you got me there and no mistake!
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:04,
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How do you know who he is if you're newish..?*raises eyebrow*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:05,
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Um, that's the point I was making GJ(
Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:06,
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I'm guessing he was a fan of tuna sandwiches or something(
Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:26,
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Yes, ignoring your inuendo, anyone who prefers Tuna to sausages is a fucking spastic.(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:33, Reply)
a shark doesn't really have ample time to taste sausage.There may be a gap in the market here.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:10,
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you've jinxed it now.It's mainly for ID and such Im assuming.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:03,
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Really?I doubt most of their fans are old enough to drive
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:05,
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its more for a physical record of any convictions (speeding no insurance etc) (, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:20, Reply)
you do and without it it costs more to renew(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:49,
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I miss Nakers.I asked you how your date went yesterday but you ignored me.
Alt: My boss asked me if I had an HDMI cable with me today. I didn't.
C H E E R S
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 11:59,
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Did you?Sorry, I was a fleeting visitor yesterday.
It was 'alright' but I won't be having a second one. It's fine though Im chatting to a few others.
Im a right picky bastard.
Cheers.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:04,
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I hope you find happiness and someone to make you complete (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:05,
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I strive to be like you and swiples one day(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:38,
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You'd better start the hair implants then.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:43,
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Is she really as hairy as they say?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:46,
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She's hairier than Jason, but then so is a chemotherapy patient (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:52,
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Remember when Jez made that bad prodigy ripoff 'outrageous'?Well it seems it's gone full-circle and the prodigy have ripped it off.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=guUHZnbWoyo
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:13,
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I omitted 'from peep show' by mistake.I've still got the choke out.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:20,
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still no idea.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:22,
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Come on WindersYou Know Jez from Peep Show, GOD everyone knows Jez from Peep Show tut
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Yeah, he's the one that was that bloke from Mitchell and Webb.Or the other bloke from Mitchell and Webb. I can never remember which.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:37,
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Don't care... it's not my job to explain everything to you.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:31,
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I don't think I'm alone in not understanding (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:40,
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Maybe you should spend less time being a grass and more time capturing the zeitgeist or something.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:41,
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maybe I will.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:43,
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I did not expect this.www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-32031781
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I quite like this trend of sending our pricks over to the us.Perhaps Teresa May could revoke their passports before they decide to come back?
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:35,
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With any luck, they'll keep the smug twat.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:36,
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They like Piers Morgan too. Nuff said.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:38,
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Guns dunt kill Piers, hackers do(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:53,
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the will to live?lots of things, i brighten up your online experience just by being here.
alt: got a training session over lunch, on the enforceability of guarantees, so will be sandwiches and crisps. i will end up turning my nose up at all of it and going somewhere else when it finishes.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:48,
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Lunch-time training sessions are an absolute gyp. I refuse to take part in them.By 'refuse' I obviously mean 'recoup the lost time by doing fuck-all at my desk for an hour afterwards'.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:50,
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My fucking marblesI keep forgetting things. Got £20 out of cash machine to leave in the house for the cleaner. Opened wallet at work - £20
FUCK
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MASSIVE beef sarnie with loads of English mustard on, packet of Worcesterereerershireire sauce crisps and a can of proper Coke
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:52,
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That reminds me, I need to get some dosh out for the mrsto pay for my Kew renewal
/middle-aged.
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Kroney, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:58,
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20 quid for a bit spruce up of your house?Is it one of them ethnics?
She's going hungry today then.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:08,
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She works like a crazy woman. Its like she's on 78 when we are on 33
#vinyl
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:11,
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I'm tempted to get me one of these 'cleaners'.I'll be able to blag an afternoon working from home as well then.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:15,
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Cleaners are greatFuck that hoovering and polishing shit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:26,
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new bjork album outWe won't know if it's any good until the sales stats come in.
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I bought the last one and still haven't gotten round to listening to it yet.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:10,
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Alt, it's National No Meat week, and also National butchers' week. I'll have a burger and salad.(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:35, Reply)
I cooked a massive silverside joint on SundaySo thats lunch for most of this week too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:36,
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I don't generally cook roast beef any more, seems to be a bit pricey compared to other "joints"(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:36, Reply)
£13 for a beef joint to feed 5 with enough left over to make sarnies for 3 days is fairly good value, I though(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:39,
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All roast meats are generally a good buy.but when you can get a rolled pork joint or a chicken for ~£6 I generally go for them. Plus crackling/chicken stock bonuses from those.
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Not had pork for ages#married
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:46,
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I don't like going to butchers, they're a bit working class for me.(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:43, Reply)
However many one politely requests. I'd rather not get specific, in case sausagegate kicks off again.(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:50, Reply)
YAAFIPlebs don't go to butchers anymore they buy all their food pre-packaged
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It's the plebs that work there that are the problem.If you like to be called "matey" by salt of the earth folks in stupid hats go ahead.
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I "crowned" Mcbeef only the other day(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:53,
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I was tempted to go to burger king for me lunch; deffo going now.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:37,
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I have the death sentence on twelve systems(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:42,
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It's national puppy day too. what the fuck is wrong with the world?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:42,
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No real pictures of tangles(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:49,
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They are ok as a starter but for a main course you need something a bit more filling
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like she's been bobbing for apples in a chip pan(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:51,
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Like someone set fire to her face and put it out with an axe(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:52,
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Teeth like dustbinsOne in every yard
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 13:54,
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