Oh Lordy, thankfully the only times I've Missed The Target has been in hospital situations.
im tempted to vote UKIP so budget cuts to janitor staff continue and your job remit includes this situation; no need to thank me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 8:21, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Actually, fuck that, I can't afford my own hospital bills

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 8:22, Reply)

Swipe will probably genuinely do this, for that reason.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 8:27, Reply)

haha, i have a feeling that the only hospitals Swipe has set foot in doesn't have an NHS logo,
, The building used to belong to a an Earl at some point, the waiting room reading material includes The Financial Times (one belonging to this week), the water fountain is actually a coffee machine that does capachinos, the building has Grounds that contains a duck pond.... And the referering Doctor had a clinic on Harly Street

Oh, wait, yeah, see your point.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 8:34, Reply)

If the salads aren't priced up at at least a tenner, they're not worth having.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 8:51, Reply)

Mind you, I can't really talk, I spend about £50/week on taxis.
Because I CBA to get the bus home, which goes 5 minute walk from my flat to 5 minute walk from my office.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 9:01, Reply)

I mean, that's where the stops are.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 9:02, Reply)

I'd get buses all the time if they went exactly where I wanted to go
and they only carried me and my mates
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 9:20, Reply)

this is a great idea
i have a set of scales in my head. on the one hand, cunts and racism and homophobia and some fucking stupid "policies". on the other... amorous badger down on his knees scrubbing diarrhoea off the cracked linoleum..... where's peter snow and his swingometer when you need it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 10:10, Reply)