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My large coffee clearly wasn't large enough, as I've already drunk it all. The one shop around here that sold British bangers closed a couple of years ago, which was clearly a shite decision on their part. Those little smoked bacon circles aren't nearly the same.
( .Yeti., Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:38, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

little smoked bacon circles?
are you on crack?
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:53, Reply)

These fuckers

( .Yeti., Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:59, Reply)

Gammon?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:04, Reply)

For my money, it's not thick enough to be called gammon.
Tastes pretty much the same though. Maybe I should shave wafer-thin slices of pineapple to go on top.
( .Yeti., Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:05, Reply)

I'm having gammon and spicy wedges for my tea tonight, seeing as it's relevant.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:08, Reply)

the fuck is that shit?

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:11, Reply)

It's sold as "bacon"
despite clearly having nothing whatsoever to do with bacon other than the fact that it's made from deceased porkers.
( .Yeti., Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:14, Reply)

you should fuck their shit up
or migrate to somewhere that sells actual bacon
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:15, Reply)

I've been tempted to fuck their shit up on more than one occasion.
Maybe I'll kidnap the "bacon" factory owner and slice him up into actual bacon for ironylols.
( .Yeti., Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:17, Reply)