GOOD MORNING VI3TNAAAAAAAM!

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:23, 109 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

motherfuckin' knotty headed niggaz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:25, Reply)

I hope everyone can stay strong today
#zanepain
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:31, Reply)

has Zane Lowe been granted another visa?

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:33, Reply)

mr agreeable did the fairest assessment of his career

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:35, Reply)

he's no Tim Westwood

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:37, Reply)

but then again, who is?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:38, Reply)

not even Tim Westwood

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:39, Reply)

I will but only with the aid of #zaincans

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:22, Reply)

Refresh my memory for me please guys
I'm going to be in York in a couple of weeks, it's there that I'm supposed to not meet dozer for a pint yeah? I wouldn't want to go accidentally messing up any long running memes.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:44, Reply)

y

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:45, Reply)

Got it, I look forward to not seeing you

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:48, Reply)

i'll be in the Tap at 3, you be in the three legged mare at 3

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:00, Reply)

*synchronizes watch*

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:09, Reply)

That's the one
York has lots of pubs though so the risk is pretty low.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:46, Reply)

some of them are shit Sam Smith pubs
There's a reason their beer is so cheap.

Best pubs at the moment are the hop, fossgate social, last drop inn and the Fox.

Cheers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:59, Reply)

*strikes from list*

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:01, Reply)

shame m8, the hop has a proper pizza oven, youre missing out

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:07, Reply)

what sort of pansified prickhole eats pizza in a pub?

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:13, Reply)

One expecting some "behind the bins action" later on?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:15, Reply)

fair play

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:15, Reply)

Yeah. I always bagsy lady though, you can do 'the tramp'

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:18, Reply)

That's £5 please boss

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:25, Reply)

Is the Fox the one next to the brewery?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:02, Reply)

no
The Fox is in Holgate.

Do you mean next to the brewery on the micklegate side or the toft green side?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:05, Reply)

Can't remember, it's been a while.
Red brick facade I think?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:12, Reply)

considering York's victorian heritage that doesn't exactly narrow it down

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:26, Reply)

Any of them good for a family friendly Sunday lunch?

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:07, Reply)

as long as you leave the kids in the car with a bottle of pop and some crisps

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:13, Reply)

In my day it was a bottle of pop OR some crisps
Kids today don't know they're born etc. etc.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:21, Reply)

ours are expecting more than one chocolate egg next week
chancing wee cunts
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:30, Reply)

And I hope you'll prove kind with your eggs and strong beer
For we'll come no more nigh you until the next year
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:35, Reply)

Yurt prick

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:35, Reply)

yes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:28, Reply)

Chào buoi sáng
Actually over here in the Cộng hòa Xã hội chủ nghĩa Việt Nam, we refer to it as The American War
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:52, Reply)

I saw that.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:56, Reply)

Shh

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:03, Reply)

The only Nam you've been anywhere near is Tottenham

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:57, Reply)

Don't think I've even been there.
Birmingnam, maybe.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:05, Reply)

Lynda Bellingnam

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:12, Reply)

Nam bread

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:13, Reply)

Nam, egg and chips.

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:14, Reply)

Nambalaya and a crawfish pie and fillet gumbo

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:20, Reply)

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(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:28, Reply)

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( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:29, Reply)

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(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:32, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2487495
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:04, Reply)

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( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:53, Reply)

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(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:02, Reply)

Morning omr
I have a sausage sarnie and a LARGE coffee so everything is alright (yer) with the world
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:14, Reply)

sweet
red or brown sauce?
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:15, Reply)

Brown

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:29, Reply)

CORRECT! Five points.

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:30, Reply)

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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:30, Reply)

The open newspaperre, hot coffee, pipe in your fist, and the sausage in your bread.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:34, Reply)

Does the BBC news website count?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:35, Reply)

No, because as of two days ago it's been reduced to A DESPERATE BUZZFEED IMITATION

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:42, Reply)

I've never seen people get quite so upset about having to press 'page down' a few times

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:42, Reply)

Everything is not where it used to be. I don't like change.
I might switch to the guardian so I can constantly feel guilty about the fact I've got a nob.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:47, Reply)

how will you get your hourly updates on JEREMIAH KLAXON if you don't read the beeb?

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:54, Reply)

Don't care. This is the important story of the day:
www.surrey.police.uk/News/News-Stories/Full-news-story/Article/11069/Man-charged-following-public-order-offence-in-Dorking
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:58, Reply)

He must be some kind of prodigy

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:00, Reply)

or perhaps a shaman

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:25, Reply)

One of the barmen in The Grill used to be the keyboardist Shamen, but he fucked it off before they were famous.
I know this because my mate asked him 'Weren't you the cunt that was the keyboardist in the shamen but fucked it off before they were famous?' and he answered by way of a resigned nod.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:28, Reply)

was that when they were still an indie band?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:29, Reply)

Think so, aye.
The Grill's an alright pub if you just want to swing by for a pint eh?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:30, Reply)

remind me where it is

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:51, Reply)

He sounds very much maligned and misunderstood

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:02, Reply)

Ha ha ha ha ha

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:02, Reply)

Laavely

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:04, Reply)

L33T
My large coffee clearly wasn't large enough, as I've already drunk it all. The one shop around here that sold British bangers closed a couple of years ago, which was clearly a shite decision on their part. Those little smoked bacon circles aren't nearly the same.
( .Yeti., Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:38, Reply)

little smoked bacon circles?
are you on crack?
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:53, Reply)

These fuckers

( .Yeti., Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:59, Reply)

Gammon?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:04, Reply)

For my money, it's not thick enough to be called gammon.
Tastes pretty much the same though. Maybe I should shave wafer-thin slices of pineapple to go on top.
( .Yeti., Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:05, Reply)

I'm having gammon and spicy wedges for my tea tonight, seeing as it's relevant.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:08, Reply)

the fuck is that shit?

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:11, Reply)

It's sold as "bacon"
despite clearly having nothing whatsoever to do with bacon other than the fact that it's made from deceased porkers.
( .Yeti., Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:14, Reply)

you should fuck their shit up
or migrate to somewhere that sells actual bacon
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:15, Reply)

I've been tempted to fuck their shit up on more than one occasion.
Maybe I'll kidnap the "bacon" factory owner and slice him up into actual bacon for ironylols.
( .Yeti., Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:17, Reply)