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GOOD MORNING VI3TNAAAAAAAM!

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:23, 109 replies, latest was 6 years ago)
motherfuckin' knotty headed niggaz

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:25, Reply)
I hope everyone can stay strong today
#zanepain
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:31, Reply)
has Zane Lowe been granted another visa?

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:33, Reply)
mr agreeable did the fairest assessment of his career

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:35, Reply)
he's no Tim Westwood

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:37, Reply)
but then again, who is?

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:38, Reply)
not even Tim Westwood

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:39, Reply)
I will but only with the aid of #zaincans

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:22, Reply)
Refresh my memory for me please guys
I'm going to be in York in a couple of weeks, it's there that I'm supposed to not meet dozer for a pint yeah? I wouldn't want to go accidentally messing up any long running memes.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:44, Reply)
y

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:45, Reply)
Got it, I look forward to not seeing you

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:48, Reply)
i'll be in the Tap at 3, you be in the three legged mare at 3

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:00, Reply)
*synchronizes watch*

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:09, Reply)
That's the one
York has lots of pubs though so the risk is pretty low.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:46, Reply)
some of them are shit Sam Smith pubs
There's a reason their beer is so cheap.

Best pubs at the moment are the hop, fossgate social, last drop inn and the Fox.

Cheers.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:59, Reply)
*strikes from list*

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:01, Reply)
shame m8, the hop has a proper pizza oven, youre missing out

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:07, Reply)
what sort of pansified prickhole eats pizza in a pub?

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:13, Reply)
One expecting some "behind the bins action" later on?

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:15, Reply)
fair play

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:15, Reply)
Yeah. I always bagsy lady though, you can do 'the tramp'

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:18, Reply)
That's £5 please boss

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:25, Reply)
Is the Fox the one next to the brewery?

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:02, Reply)
no
The Fox is in Holgate.

Do you mean next to the brewery on the micklegate side or the toft green side?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:05, Reply)
Can't remember, it's been a while.
Red brick facade I think?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:12, Reply)
considering York's victorian heritage that doesn't exactly narrow it down

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:26, Reply)
Any of them good for a family friendly Sunday lunch?

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:07, Reply)
as long as you leave the kids in the car with a bottle of pop and some crisps

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:13, Reply)
In my day it was a bottle of pop OR some crisps
Kids today don't know they're born etc. etc.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:21, Reply)
ours are expecting more than one chocolate egg next week
chancing wee cunts
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:30, Reply)
And I hope you'll prove kind with your eggs and strong beer
For we'll come no more nigh you until the next year
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:35, Reply)
Yurt prick

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:35, Reply)
yes

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:28, Reply)
Chào buoi sáng
Actually over here in the Cộng hòa Xã hội chủ nghĩa Việt Nam, we refer to it as The American War
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:52, Reply)
I saw that.

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:56, Reply)
Shh

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:03, Reply)
The only Nam you've been anywhere near is Tottenham

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:57, Reply)
Don't think I've even been there.
Birmingnam, maybe.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:05, Reply)
Lynda Bellingnam

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:12, Reply)
Nam bread

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:13, Reply)
Nam, egg and chips.

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:14, Reply)
Nambalaya and a crawfish pie and fillet gumbo

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:20, Reply)
ManamaNam! Do doo do-do doo!

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:28, Reply)
woah black pudding namanam

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:29, Reply)
informeryounosaydaddymesnowmeigoblamealickyboomboomNam!

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:32, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2487495
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:04, Reply)
fuck off shit dick

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:53, Reply)
suck it off, bitchfag

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:02, Reply)
Morning omr
I have a sausage sarnie and a LARGE coffee so everything is alright (yer) with the world
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:14, Reply)
sweet
red or brown sauce?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:15, Reply)
Brown

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:29, Reply)
CORRECT! Five points.

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:30, Reply)
Yessssssss

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:30, Reply)
The open newspaperre, hot coffee, pipe in your fist, and the sausage in your bread.

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:34, Reply)
Does the BBC news website count?

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:35, Reply)
No, because as of two days ago it's been reduced to A DESPERATE BUZZFEED IMITATION

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:42, Reply)
I've never seen people get quite so upset about having to press 'page down' a few times

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:42, Reply)
Everything is not where it used to be. I don't like change.
I might switch to the guardian so I can constantly feel guilty about the fact I've got a nob.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:47, Reply)
how will you get your hourly updates on JEREMIAH KLAXON if you don't read the beeb?

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:54, Reply)
Don't care. This is the important story of the day:
www.surrey.police.uk/News/News-Stories/Full-news-story/Article/11069/Man-charged-following-public-order-offence-in-Dorking
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:58, Reply)
He must be some kind of prodigy

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:00, Reply)
or perhaps a shaman

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:25, Reply)
One of the barmen in The Grill used to be the keyboardist Shamen, but he fucked it off before they were famous.
I know this because my mate asked him 'Weren't you the cunt that was the keyboardist in the shamen but fucked it off before they were famous?' and he answered by way of a resigned nod.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:28, Reply)
was that when they were still an indie band?

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:29, Reply)
Think so, aye.
The Grill's an alright pub if you just want to swing by for a pint eh?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:30, Reply)
remind me where it is

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:51, Reply)
He sounds very much maligned and misunderstood

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:02, Reply)
Ha ha ha ha ha

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:02, Reply)
Laavely

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:04, Reply)
L33T
My large coffee clearly wasn't large enough, as I've already drunk it all. The one shop around here that sold British bangers closed a couple of years ago, which was clearly a shite decision on their part. Those little smoked bacon circles aren't nearly the same.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:38, Reply)
little smoked bacon circles?
are you on crack?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:53, Reply)
These fuckers

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:59, Reply)
Gammon?

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:04, Reply)
For my money, it's not thick enough to be called gammon.
Tastes pretty much the same though. Maybe I should shave wafer-thin slices of pineapple to go on top.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:05, Reply)
I'm having gammon and spicy wedges for my tea tonight, seeing as it's relevant.

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:08, Reply)
the fuck is that shit?

(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:11, Reply)
It's sold as "bacon"
despite clearly having nothing whatsoever to do with bacon other than the fact that it's made from deceased porkers.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:14, Reply)
you should fuck their shit up
or migrate to somewhere that sells actual bacon
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:15, Reply)
I've been tempted to fuck their shit up on more than one occasion.
Maybe I'll kidnap the "bacon" factory owner and slice him up into actual bacon for ironylols.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:17, Reply)

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