How many curries do you think Jason has had this week? I reckon it's 4.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:22, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

i reckon 6

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:23, Reply)

You might be right because I bet he has curry for lunch sometimes too

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:24, Reply)

And cold for breakfast the next day

( Peej, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:24, Reply)

Oh yeah, he loves curry does our jase

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:28, Reply)

I believe he may have tasted Dan's sack

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:30, Reply)

sometimes he has a lamb bhuna just as a snack

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:25, Reply)

We probably need some kind of chart to find out what's really going on with Jasons curry intake

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:29, Reply)

where's Rory when you need him?!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:39, Reply)

He's been skiing for ages now.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:39, Reply)

is that a euphemism?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:41, Reply)

Yes, a euphemism for being dead.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:41, Reply)

he's been skiing for nearly as long as chimpy's fag break

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:43, Reply)

he's dead

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:40, Reply)

Sunday - sodomy and thai green curry
Monday - rimming and chicken tikka
Tuesday - ball sucking with a tranny, lamb bhuna
Wednesday - gloryhole action down the park, fancied a chilli instead
Thursday - spitroasted by squaddies, beef rendang
Friday - oh I don't know, watched something on ITV, tweeted some bent shit, had a wank to Top Gun, had curry and chips
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:40, Reply)

Craig David's gone a bit shit like.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:41, Reply)

you're the expert in shit pop music, sounds legit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:42, Reply)

queer off, bummer

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:46, Reply)

upset online, again

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:47, Reply)

i no u r m8

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:47, Reply)

LOL

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:48, Reply)

no u r and no returns

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:52, Reply)

1 ackshully!!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:38, Reply)

BULL-SHIT

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:38, Reply)

Honest guv.
Ive been cooking loads with chicken, chorizo and beef this week.
NO CURRIES!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:39, Reply)

But you have curry everyday!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:40, Reply)

Im evolving

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:41, Reply)

You are a Bomgay Potato

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:42, Reply)

PRAWN POORI

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:45, Reply)

danslag

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:45, Reply)