if I was stealing I wouldn't be nicking £1 ready meals.
That would constitute a striking lack of ambition.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 15:16, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Some of the pound shops round here have security guards, what the fuck is this country coming to
Just how much theft would you need to prevent to pay for your employment
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 15:18, Reply)

it really is bad.
A wise theif would go for meat, booze and designer clothing.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 15:26, Reply)

We used to security sticker some of the pricier beef joints.
Occasionally you'd go round the shelves at the end of the day and find a bit of bloody plastic with the barcode sticker on. So a customer has actually come into the shop with a retractable knife in their pocket ... premeditated much?
And who'd put a piece of meat with the wrapper cut open inside their coat? Ugh
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 16:00, Reply)

a bloody shoplifter

(Good evening Good evening, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 16:17, Reply)

<s>shop</s> shirt

(Good evening Good evening, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 16:18, Reply)

I've bought steaks outside pubs from shoplifters with obvious drug addictions.
They provide a service. They always have the packaging still though. I don't think I'd want it seasoned with bits of lint and Golden Virginia.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 17:01, Reply)