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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I just had to work really hard for about 18 minutes, but I secured the sale and contributed to my company's future with a tidy profit.
It was touch and go for a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:34, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I passed yet another exam this morning.
It is essential to my professional development and nets me a tidy bonus and a salary increase.

It was a prostate exam.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:37, Reply)
I'm just happy my boss is definitely going to have some spending money for his three weeks of underage sex tourism

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:39, Reply)
but will he be dipping his privates in poo, like stunned poster?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:40, Reply)
Totes, ladyboys don't have fannys only bumholes

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:40, Reply)
hang on, what?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:51, Reply)
I don't know, I'm just pretending to know about these things to look cool online

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:53, Reply)
he said 'bummers are deaf'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:57, Reply)
captain placid is your boss?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:40, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:41, Reply)
you're always touching yourself

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:39, Reply)
I think about dozer while I'm flicking my bean because you can't bring me to orgasm

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:39, Reply)
i thought we all wank about chompy?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:41, Reply)
Clearly not, can't you read?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:42, Reply)
I never learned to read or write.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:43, Reply)
I had to briskly walk to a ward,
To secure a medical gas leak. It took approximately 23 minutes. Probably saved a life or sutin
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:48, Reply)
You're a modern day hero

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:48, Reply)
he's dreamy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:49, Reply)
I'm also incredibly handsome

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:50, Reply)
Thanks for everything you do to keep the wheels of industry turning

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:53, Reply)

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