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peter tobin y/n

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:08, 112 replies, latest was 5 years ago)
I prefer his daughter (and close personal friend of Chompy), Laura

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:16, Reply)
chompy doesn't have any friends

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:18, Reply)
I'm not sure that is the case
He may have his h8ters on here, but I'm sure he is well liked amongst the MK gaming community.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:25, Reply)
I'm pretty popular.

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:23, Reply)
I just had to work really hard for about 18 minutes, but I secured the sale and contributed to my company's future with a tidy profit.
It was touch and go for a minute.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:34, Reply)
I passed yet another exam this morning.
It is essential to my professional development and nets me a tidy bonus and a salary increase.

It was a prostate exam.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:37, Reply)
I'm just happy my boss is definitely going to have some spending money for his three weeks of underage sex tourism

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:39, Reply)
but will he be dipping his privates in poo, like stunned poster?

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:40, Reply)
Totes, ladyboys don't have fannys only bumholes

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:40, Reply)
hang on, what?

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:51, Reply)
I don't know, I'm just pretending to know about these things to look cool online

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:53, Reply)
he said 'bummers are deaf'

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:57, Reply)
captain placid is your boss?

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:40, Reply)
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(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:41, Reply)
you're always touching yourself

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:39, Reply)
I think about dozer while I'm flicking my bean because you can't bring me to orgasm

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:39, Reply)
i thought we all wank about chompy?

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:41, Reply)
Clearly not, can't you read?

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:42, Reply)
I never learned to read or write.

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:43, Reply)
I had to briskly walk to a ward,
To secure a medical gas leak. It took approximately 23 minutes. Probably saved a life or sutin
(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:48, Reply)
You're a modern day hero

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:48, Reply)
he's dreamy

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:49, Reply)
I'm also incredibly handsome

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:50, Reply)
Thanks for everything you do to keep the wheels of industry turning

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 11:53, Reply)
Where is everyone?
Not you Dozer
(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:03, Reply)
London/The North/Thailand mostly

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:04, Reply)
not the midlands though
who would admit to that?
(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:09, Reply)
There isn't a midlands, it's just what south-northerners call themselves to try and have a cultural identity

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:11, Reply)
Up in Darth/Harters/Muns land they even talk fooneh like northerns, yet are supposed to be midlanders.

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:15, Reply)
Is there a Coventry accent?

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:21, Reply)
There is and it's ghastly.

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:22, Reply)
Warwickshire, darling.

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:12, Reply)
We will be driving past Cov this weekend. I'm going to wave at you.

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:15, Reply)
I shall spend the entire weekend out in the garden waving, so I don't miss you

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:16, Reply)
I just found your address using google, you're a fair way from the motorway but we can try

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:24, Reply)
im in the juicer mate

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:06, Reply)
Never heard of her.

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:07, Reply)
You have a weird thing about sex offenders dear.

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:07, Reply)
I wouldn't call it weird.

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:12, Reply)
You would say that.

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:16, Reply)
Yes, I would.

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:18, Reply)
Who is your favourite sex offender, jase?
I quite like Roy Whiting because he really does look like the sort of man your mother might warn you to keep away from.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:19, Reply)
Mind, I suppose your mother probably didn't think it worth warning you to keep away from strange men.

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:20, Reply)
Jeffrey Dahmer of course
He looks quite fetching in his mugshot
(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:24, Reply)
I thought you'd prefer Ted Bundy.

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:24, Reply)
I'll take what I can get these days.

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:35, Reply)
Someone's just emailed me some work to do.
It's a good job they IM'd me immediately afterwards to tell me they'd emailed me or I might not have known!
(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:19, Reply)
better ring them to tell them you read the email.

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:23, Reply)
Better had.
When I close the call I'll send round a barbershop quartet to let him know it's resolved.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:28, Reply)
Client of the day:
Mr Olowogboye
(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:23, Reply)
our favourite new client earns 100 grand a week, net
Get in!
(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:24, Reply)
what do they do?

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:35, Reply)
owns an investment firm

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:41, Reply)
Using His One Weird Old Tip

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:07, Reply)
I don't get either of the mcbeef posts on the popular page are they some sort of april fool joke or another injoke that I missed.

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:30, Reply)
You're not aware you're a wanker?

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:36, Reply)
You comic book losers will probably appreciate this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5TB0pKLj0Y
(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:34, Reply)
I think I'd like a moss and fern terrarium and a fossil of a school of fish, I believe I would enjoy owning these things

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:49, Reply)
And a cactus/some cacti

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:51, Reply)
Are you missing your F-Town garden?

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:51, Reply)
It has a lovely blossom tree in it, probably soon to flower :'o(

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:53, Reply)
GAYrrarium moar lyke.

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:55, Reply)
Oh are they named after you lol

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:56, Reply)
no, named after your face

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 12:59, Reply)
you're named after my face

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:01, Reply)
alright
Off to Castle Howard for a nice day out xx
(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:15, Reply)
Good, go on, off you fuck.

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:15, Reply)
it'll be lovely innit

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:17, Reply)
I'm walking from Lairig Ghru to Aviemore at the weekend.

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:25, Reply)
In an update to 'things I already know about' Yodel have texted me to tell me that an item the secretary dropped on my desk has been delivered.

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:17, Reply)
you're lucky to get it at all from them cunts

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:25, Reply)
People keep saying this but I've not had a problem with them.
I do get all my stuff delivered to work though, so they never have to worry about me being out.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:29, Reply)

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