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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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a bottle of rioja, a tub of sundried tomatoes and a load of blue goats cheese

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 17:55, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
^ dinner for one.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 17:57, Reply)
it's a snack innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 17:57, Reply)
Just have crisps like a proper man

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 17:59, Reply)
kettle chips salt and balsamic vinegar
best. crisps. in. the. world.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 18:01, Reply)
wotsits or roast beef monster munch you pompous nitwit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 18:01, Reply)
roast beef monster munch are nice with pesto topped houmous

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 18:02, Reply)
Why do you have to ruin everything?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 18:04, Reply)
relax
you don't have to use a fork.

although it is more hygienic.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 18:05, Reply)
You don't have to 'pimp' everything. A lot of thought, care and attention has gone into these snacks and frankly it's arrogant that you think you can improve them with all that foreign muck.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 18:06, Reply)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 18:06, Reply)
discos

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Apr 2015, 18:02, Reply)
i see your discos
and i raise you hula hoops or salt and vinegar wheat crunchies
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 18:03, Reply)
^^^
especially for that last flavour filled mouthful
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 18:07, Reply)
Oh, like a blowjob?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 18:08, Reply)
of course.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 18:09, Reply)
Disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 18:09, Reply)
HEAR THAT SWIPE, HE HATES BLOWJOBS

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 18:35, Reply)
something about forks or psychochomp or something

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 18:39, Reply)
Not doing anything with "Mrs Dozer" this weekend?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 17:58, Reply)
yep
curling her into a semi fist and slowly wanking his lonely little spaff trumpet with her
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 18:01, Reply)
yes, we are visiting family, thanks 4 asking m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 18:15, Reply)
Are they still living in

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 18:21, Reply)
I'm such a fantasist!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 18:25, Reply)
Not your family, though

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 18:24, Reply)
well no, nearest sibling is in Glasgow and both parents are dead. What's your point?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 18:25, Reply)
As above

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 18:31, Reply)
Pissed again, eh?
Dignity is your constant companion.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 18:32, Reply)
And remains so
I'm in York on Sunday - gaz if you and "Mrs Dozer" aren't "visiting family".
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 18:42, Reply)
not back until Sunday teatime, soz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 18:49, Reply)
I'm driving and it'll be late Sunday afternoon when we get there

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 18:54, Reply)
maybe then, ill Gareth you xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 19:03, Reply)

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