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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I saw masterchef tonight and I have a few questionsHow the shuddering fuck did the two presenters get their jobs?
Why do they shout so much?
Just how big is John Torode's mouth? I mean, every time he tastes something he heaps his fork with a fuckload of food and then opens his mouth as wide as an anaconda eating a blue whale and then rams it in.
What exactly is the skillset that got Greg Wallace the gig? It sure isn't presenting, charisma or screen presence.
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Seeing Greg Wallace eat a pudding is genuinely calming.Like looking at a lava lamp or sutin.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:43,
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Captain Placid likes watching presenters talk haute cuisine(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 23:00,
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Captain Placid likes Presenters To Have Charisma (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 23:04,
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Captain Placid likes promulgating Torode's horrendous chewing(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 23:18,
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