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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm working 2-10 today
Well, I say working...

I did actually do something work-related around 7:30. Now I demand you entertain me, dancing monkeys.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 20:21, 45 replies, latest was 5 years ago)
sook ma fucken bas

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 20:24, Reply)
I could get my cock out and swing it around, if you like.

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 20:29, Reply)
Fuck it, I'm doing it anyway.
With the lights on and curtains open.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 20:29, Reply)
Good lob rate.

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 20:40, Reply)
Only 5 more sleeps until work!!!

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 20:55, Reply)


(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 21:00, Reply)
I award you 10 internet points.

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 21:01, Reply)
I'll be in positive numbers soon

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 21:02, Reply)
I'm cooking sausages and watching the leaders debate.

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 21:02, Reply)
Who's winning?

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 21:02, Reply)
They're all awful human beings
But fucking hell, ed miliband is creepy as fuck. Stop staring at the camera. You're not coming across as sincere. You're coming across as mental. And creepy.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 21:14, Reply)
Television is an unforgiving format

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 21:50, Reply)
Is Cameron even remotely convincing as a human being?

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 21:03, Reply)
I have eaten some cheese and drunk some wine
which has allowed me to come up with a quick and dirty solution to the issue I'm supposed to be working on.

Not so much thinking outside the box as "off my box" lol
(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 21:02, Reply)
I have smoked a joint and drunk some beer
which has allowed me to come up with a solution to the dirty plates I'm supposed to be working on.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 21:07, Reply)
Throw them all on the floor.

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 21:11, Reply)
alright 'Stavros'

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:37, Reply)
You can get a complete new set of Tesco Value plates for probably £5
how much is your time worth? Just bin them.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 21:20, Reply)
Eat out of foil, even cheaper.

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 21:21, Reply)
The end of Rory Lyons?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-guernsey-32159284
(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 21:48, Reply)
Go Wales! I am voting for Wales! #wales

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 21:59, Reply)
Well you seem to know what you're on about so I'll do the same
Cheers
(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:06, Reply)
#conpervative #gaybour #liberalbummercrat #blookip #morelike

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:09, Reply)
#plaidbumru

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:13, Reply)
#plaidcympoo

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:15, Reply)
#gaidbumpoo

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:22, Reply)
It's precisely this sort of incisive political analysis that keeps me coming back to this site

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:32, Reply)
I didn't like the Green Party bit of skirt. Definite 'n'

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:34, Reply)
I'll probably vote for the one with the biggest tits

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:35, Reply)
The two biggest tits were Cameron and milliband eh? SATIRE.

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:36, Reply)
Include clegg if you got your arse to Mars like that bit of skirt with three tits that makes you wish you had three hands

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:38, Reply)
clickin dis

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:39, Reply)
No one modding at this late hour

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:42, Reply)
They cut that for the remake apparently.
That's like remaking Glengarry Glenross and cutting Baldwin's scene.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:42, Reply)
sturgeon and the welsh bird did the best.

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:34, Reply)
I'd vote for Julie Etchingham if I could though.

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:35, Reply)
I like Nigel because he looks like a frog. I like how the 'presenter' and and set had taken inspiration form 'the weakest link' too.

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:36, Reply)
I saw masterchef tonight and I have a few questions
How the shuddering fuck did the two presenters get their jobs?
Why do they shout so much?
Just how big is John Torode's mouth? I mean, every time he tastes something he heaps his fork with a fuckload of food and then opens his mouth as wide as an anaconda eating a blue whale and then rams it in.
What exactly is the skillset that got Greg Wallace the gig? It sure isn't presenting, charisma or screen presence.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:42, Reply)
Seeing Greg Wallace eat a pudding is genuinely calming.
Like looking at a lava lamp or sutin.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:43, Reply)
Captain Placid likes watching presenters talk haute cuisine

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 23:00, Reply)
Captain Placid likes Presenters To Have Charisma

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 23:04, Reply)
Captain Placid likes promulgating Torode's horrendous chewing

(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 23:18, Reply)

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