I'm working 2-10 today
Well, I say working...

I did actually do something work-related around 7:30. Now I demand you entertain me, dancing monkeys.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 20:21, 45 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

sook ma fucken bas

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 20:24, Reply)

I could get my cock out and swing it around, if you like.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 20:29, Reply)

Fuck it, I'm doing it anyway.
With the lights on and curtains open.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 20:29, Reply)

Good lob rate.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 20:40, Reply)

Only 5 more sleeps until work!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 20:55, Reply)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 21:00, Reply)

I award you 10 internet points.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 21:01, Reply)

I'll be in positive numbers soon

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 21:02, Reply)

I'm cooking sausages and watching the leaders debate.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 21:02, Reply)

Who's winning?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 21:02, Reply)

They're all awful human beings
But fucking hell, ed miliband is creepy as fuck. Stop staring at the camera. You're not coming across as sincere. You're coming across as mental. And creepy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 21:14, Reply)

Television is an unforgiving format

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 21:50, Reply)

Is Cameron even remotely convincing as a human being?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 21:03, Reply)

I have eaten some cheese and drunk some wine
which has allowed me to come up with a quick and dirty solution to the issue I'm supposed to be working on.

Not so much thinking outside the box as "off my box" lol
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 21:02, Reply)

I have smoked a joint and drunk some beer
which has allowed me to come up with a solution to the dirty plates I'm supposed to be working on.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 21:07, Reply)

Throw them all on the floor.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 21:11, Reply)

alright 'Stavros'

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:37, Reply)

You can get a complete new set of Tesco Value plates for probably £5
how much is your time worth? Just bin them.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 21:20, Reply)

Eat out of foil, even cheaper.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 21:21, Reply)

The end of Rory Lyons?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-guernsey-32159284
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 21:48, Reply)

Go Wales! I am voting for Wales! #wales

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 21:59, Reply)

Well you seem to know what you're on about so I'll do the same
Cheers
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:06, Reply)

#conpervative #gaybour #liberalbummercrat #blookip #morelike

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:09, Reply)

#plaidbumru

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:13, Reply)

#plaidcympoo

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:15, Reply)

#gaidbumpoo

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:22, Reply)

It's precisely this sort of incisive political analysis that keeps me coming back to this site

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:32, Reply)

I didn't like the Green Party bit of skirt. Definite 'n'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:34, Reply)

I'll probably vote for the one with the biggest tits

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:35, Reply)

The two biggest tits were Cameron and milliband eh? SATIRE.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:36, Reply)

Include clegg if you got your arse to Mars like that bit of skirt with three tits that makes you wish you had three hands

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:38, Reply)

clickin dis

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:39, Reply)

No one modding at this late hour

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:42, Reply)

They cut that for the remake apparently.
That's like remaking Glengarry Glenross and cutting Baldwin's scene.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:42, Reply)

sturgeon and the welsh bird did the best.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:34, Reply)

I'd vote for Julie Etchingham if I could though.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:35, Reply)

I like Nigel because he looks like a frog. I like how the 'presenter' and and set had taken inspiration form 'the weakest link' too.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:36, Reply)

I saw masterchef tonight and I have a few questions
How the shuddering fuck did the two presenters get their jobs?
Why do they shout so much?
Just how big is John Torode's mouth? I mean, every time he tastes something he heaps his fork with a fuckload of food and then opens his mouth as wide as an anaconda eating a blue whale and then rams it in.
What exactly is the skillset that got Greg Wallace the gig? It sure isn't presenting, charisma or screen presence.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:42, Reply)

Seeing Greg Wallace eat a pudding is genuinely calming.
Like looking at a lava lamp or sutin.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 22:43, Reply)

Captain Placid likes watching presenters talk haute cuisine

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 23:00, Reply)

Captain Placid likes Presenters To Have Charisma

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 23:04, Reply)

Captain Placid likes promulgating Torode's horrendous chewing

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 23:18, Reply)