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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
All of those restuarants Dozer suggested are big on 'table for one' bookings.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:52,
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latest was 9 years ago)
true
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:53,
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'Of *course* you'll need both chairs Mr Stilton, I'll bring it back when your guest arrives.....'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:54,
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SHE'S ALREADY WITH ME
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:00,
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This is why you should carry a small urn with you at all times
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:16,
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with short fat hairy legs
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owd mon river, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:19,
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*wiggles glasses*
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:21,
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The trick is to look sad, like she's not turned up. Then you might get a pudding on the house out of pity.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:13,
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My problem is
that she
always turns up!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:15,
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i wouldn't if you were meeting dozer
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:19,
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We wouldn't invite you
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:19,
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bros befores hos, my knotty headed nigga
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:46,
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