Our local bobby actually advised us to keep a golf club or similar handy
anything you could get a good swing with, really. Since I'm not an Internet hardman I don't keep weapons in the house though.
alt: drinking and sitting.
altalt: butterscotch
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 8:19, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

There is a criminal case about intent where the weapon was a screwdriver - it was all about what the burglar intended to do when he picked it up, ie did he mean to use it as a weapon before or after picking it up.

Makes you realise how many innocuous objects around the house could be nasty. *straps a budgie to each fist*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 8:22, Reply)

If you're fisting budgies you should really go talk to Dozer

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 8:26, Reply)

To
Not up!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 8:35, Reply)