Well we all know you'd offer them a permanent home with you
Those squatters are still waiting for your address to move into your garden btw. They're beginning to suspect you didn't really mean your kind offer but I assured them you did.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 8:34, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

I think you've misunderstood how squatting works.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 8:37, Reply)

I might squat over your coffee table.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Apr 2015, 8:37, Reply)

I've got the camera all set up ready.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 8:38, Reply)

No, they are willing to give up a life of squatting
In return for your kind offer.

Although they were very reluctant when they heard it was in Coventry.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 8:43, Reply)

What offer am I supposed to have made?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 8:44, Reply)