so an anti xenophobic charity has put a load of posters up on the tube
"hello my name is such-and-such, i'm an immigrant, i've been here for 30 years serving you as a nurse," that sort of thing. so far so good.

only out of all the millions of immigrants over the last 40 years, they have picked a "mary sithole" to be their poster girl.

HOW did they not see the inevitable coming at them like a tube out of the tunnel?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 9:48, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

maybe they did.
Maybe that was the unpaid interns last joke at the expense of the charity that has had him slave away for free for the last two years as his debts mounted, which led him to his eventual messy suicide in a Starbucks when his card was declined for a caramel latte.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Apr 2015, 9:54, Reply)

man that's dark

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 10:00, Reply)

you lawyers are as bad with unpaid interns.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Apr 2015, 10:02, Reply)

ours aren't
they get well paid. AND free sandwiches.

some of them are brilliant. some of them... are not.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 10:05, Reply)

I don't get it.
I saw one saying I'm an Immigrant and for the last 8 years I've been picking daffodils.
( Peej, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 10:01, Reply)

this is a sex work euphemism, right?

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 10:02, Reply)

the posters have been amended
with black marker pen

in a rather obvious way
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 10:05, Reply)

you tube commuters are a witty lot

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 10:22, Reply)

i sit there, on my drive or train into the exciting, buzzy city, and i wish that i had just worked that little bit less
so i could end up in a semi with a shitty lawn and driving a 10 year old car to an industrial estate.

sigh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 10:22, Reply)

only thick people need to work hard

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 10:28, Reply)

If she'd work just a little bit harder though she might have been able to afford a whole flat.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Apr 2015, 10:31, Reply)

if daddy had paid for a better school she could have bought it herself

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 10:36, Reply)

i can see how yours might be so thick that you need to pay for their schooling
i won a bank scholarship that paid for all mine.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 10:57, Reply)

depends how high your standards are
if you're really satisfied with what you've got, good for you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 10:32, Reply)

you sucked psychochomp's dick
you sure you want to talk about standards?
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 10:35, Reply)

*fetches popcorn*

( Muns, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 10:37, Reply)