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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I don't care when it came out, I don't have a cinema screen in my house

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:07, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
how quaint

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:08, Reply)
yeah i know mate, but we can't all have pizza ovens, can we?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:09, Reply)
yes
you just need bricks and mortar and some very rudimentary building skills
(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:11, Reply)
Don't you need special bricks and mortar to heat proof them?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:42, Reply)
and a door and insulation
but it's still basically just bricks and mortar
(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:57, Reply)
It's something I've thought about making. I'll look up some plans.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 17:03, Reply)
you should put a sheet up at the bottom of the garden
and tell everyone you built your own
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:09, Reply)
nah, I like seeing things at the cinema innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:10, Reply)
it's that stench of popcorn and the grubby feel of a thousand people's hair grease at the back of your neck

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:12, Reply)
brb having a wank

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:12, Reply)
cinema or theatre?
if you had to choose just one, FOREVER?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:14, Reply)
a home theatre would be excellent but you'd need a doss house at the end of the garden to store all the dreadful luvvies

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:17, Reply)
i'd just kick them out after each performance
if there's one thing that is not in short supply, it's replacement luvvies.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:18, Reply)
terrible bullying of arts students

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:19, Reply)
My boss has an outdoor cinema area, along with a summer house and a swimming pool.
I'm immensely pleased for him.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:13, Reply)
is it nicely done though?
all the footballers' houses in cheshire have those.

without exception, they are all hideous.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:14, Reply)
AND the houses, lol

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:14, Reply)
Tragically, yes it appears to be.
He's got a seating area under a pergola, with a pull-down screen and a projector build into the roof of it.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 21 Apr 2015, 17:42, Reply)
40,000 litres?

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:14, Reply)
Probably even more than that, if I know my boss.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 21 Apr 2015, 17:42, Reply)
our ceo genuinely has his own helicopter and regularly flies it between Harrogate and London
He's a nice chap.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:22, Reply)
helicopters are a tricky one
the idea is awesome but the reality is horrible

it's probably more pleasant to be dragged by the nuts by a million angry wasps
(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:24, Reply)
brb having another wank

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:27, Reply)
I know loads of people who regularly have to go in helicopters.
They don't rate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 17:20, Reply)
i've been over the grand canyon in one
that was pretty awesome. not so sure flying over harrogate would be quite the same thrill, nice though harrogate is.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 17:27, Reply)
The people I know fly to and from oil rigs in them.
They don't rate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 17:38, Reply)
It's funny how dressing like the fucking Michelin Man and wondering whether you're about to drown in the freezing cold water of the North Sea can have that effect.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 21 Apr 2015, 17:40, Reply)
Yeah, I know. But you'd think they'd be happy on the way back as they anticipate the first pint they're about to have in 3 weeks.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 17:42, Reply)
Unless they manage to have slightly more than a pint of the North Sea on the way home.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 21 Apr 2015, 17:43, Reply)
I used to take the helicopter shuttle from Sweden to Norway reasonably often
it's 60 seconds of WOOHOOHELICOPTER and then thirty minutes of noisy and uncomfortable
(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 18:02, Reply)

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