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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good Afternoon
Almost lunch for me. what did you all have?
Im having chicken curry soup.
alt. what was the last injury you had? I sprained my ankle joggin. Fatty fatty fat fat.
altalt. Anything on the weekend horizon already? Im going to see the Avengers on sat evening in 3d D box seats and Sunday it's date number 2
No, NOT THAT NUMBER 2!!!!

altaltalt. what's bugging you today?
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:24, 95 replies, latest was 5 years ago)
Dunno
Alt: Dunno
Altalt: Dunno
Altaltalt: Dunno

TL;DR Dunno to all
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:26, Reply)
\o/

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(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:32, Reply)
I think I've done all I can here.

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:33, Reply)
You have saved a forum from dying
For that, I thank you.
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:34, Reply)


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(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:36, Reply)
nonce

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:15, Reply)
LOL

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:15, Reply)
work is bugging me or should that be buggering me more like!

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:34, Reply)
hahaha

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:36, Reply)
Just do what I do and spend all day being a prick on the internet and only really working if someone requests something specific from you

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:36, Reply)
haha yeah work what's that all about

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:38, Reply)
nomlette

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:37, Reply)
I'm glad the other forum members have treated this thread with the disdain it deserves

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:39, Reply)
What other forum members?

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:39, Reply)
The good ones

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:39, Reply)
Or at the very least the ones that were posting in the previous thread but have chosen to ignore Jason because he's horrible and ugly inside and out. Especially out.

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:40, Reply)
You're a member

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:40, Reply)
Oh thanks mate!

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:40, Reply)
np

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:41, Reply)
You should be ashamed of yourself Jase

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:39, Reply)
Bothered.

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:16, Reply)
Yes Ali in for Tredwell

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:41, Reply)
Delete this please.

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:42, Reply)
finally about to start
England to bowl first
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:49, Reply)
Probably a good time to call it a day and go for a beer then.

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:52, Reply)
I wish I could
I have to speak with an American numbnuts on that there internet in a minute
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:55, Reply)
Gutted loser, I'm outta here! Peace be with you.

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:58, Reply)
Howdy Jaysums
Lunch: A roll and a mug of tea. Took the dog for a walk.
Alt: Strained shoulder ligaments from playing basketball
AltAlt: Went to the speedway for the first time last weekend. Going back this Friday night. Plus 1st match of the cricket season on Sunday. \o/

Probably a bit too much sport for a woofter, such as yourself, to cope with, I would imagine?
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:42, Reply)
I don't even know what half of this means in all honesty

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:15, Reply)
There, there Jase. Nothing to worry your pretty little (potato) head about.

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 17:38, Reply)
Pulled pork thing.
Alt: Fucked a muscle up in my arm showing someone how to safely pull someone over a pit barrier.
Altalt: Work, rest and play.
altaltalt: the number of fucking questions!
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:44, Reply)
going to see blade runner on wednesday
Tried to see it last night but it was sold out :'(
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:53, Reply)
you can probably get it on VHS now mate
Watch it at home an everything
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:56, Reply)
final cut m8, plus digitally cleaned up
And Harrison Ford is dreamy.
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:57, Reply)
the final cut came out nearly ten years ago and is available through legal and illegal distribution systems

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:02, Reply)
don't put him off leaving the house.

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:04, Reply)
I think it's in everybody's best interests if he never ever shows his face in public

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:05, Reply)
...says the unemployed man living with his parents

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:07, Reply)
lol the version which Mr R Scott currently has out
Director's cut came out in what, 1992 or something?
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:04, Reply)
the final cut - the version you're going to watch - came out in 2007

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:06, Reply)
I don't care when it came out, I don't have a cinema screen in my house

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:07, Reply)
how quaint

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:08, Reply)
yeah i know mate, but we can't all have pizza ovens, can we?

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:09, Reply)
yes
you just need bricks and mortar and some very rudimentary building skills
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:11, Reply)
Don't you need special bricks and mortar to heat proof them?

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:42, Reply)
and a door and insulation
but it's still basically just bricks and mortar
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:57, Reply)
It's something I've thought about making. I'll look up some plans.

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 17:03, Reply)
you should put a sheet up at the bottom of the garden
and tell everyone you built your own
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:09, Reply)
nah, I like seeing things at the cinema innit

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:10, Reply)
it's that stench of popcorn and the grubby feel of a thousand people's hair grease at the back of your neck

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:12, Reply)
brb having a wank

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:12, Reply)
cinema or theatre?
if you had to choose just one, FOREVER?
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:14, Reply)
a home theatre would be excellent but you'd need a doss house at the end of the garden to store all the dreadful luvvies

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:17, Reply)
i'd just kick them out after each performance
if there's one thing that is not in short supply, it's replacement luvvies.
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:18, Reply)
terrible bullying of arts students

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:19, Reply)
My boss has an outdoor cinema area, along with a summer house and a swimming pool.
I'm immensely pleased for him.
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:13, Reply)
is it nicely done though?
all the footballers' houses in cheshire have those.

without exception, they are all hideous.
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:14, Reply)
AND the houses, lol

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:14, Reply)
Tragically, yes it appears to be.
He's got a seating area under a pergola, with a pull-down screen and a projector build into the roof of it.
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 17:42, Reply)
40,000 litres?

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:14, Reply)
Probably even more than that, if I know my boss.

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 17:42, Reply)
our ceo genuinely has his own helicopter and regularly flies it between Harrogate and London
He's a nice chap.
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:22, Reply)
helicopters are a tricky one
the idea is awesome but the reality is horrible

it's probably more pleasant to be dragged by the nuts by a million angry wasps
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:24, Reply)
brb having another wank

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:27, Reply)
I know loads of people who regularly have to go in helicopters.
They don't rate it.
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 17:20, Reply)
i've been over the grand canyon in one
that was pretty awesome. not so sure flying over harrogate would be quite the same thrill, nice though harrogate is.
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 17:27, Reply)
The people I know fly to and from oil rigs in them.
They don't rate it.
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 17:38, Reply)
It's funny how dressing like the fucking Michelin Man and wondering whether you're about to drown in the freezing cold water of the North Sea can have that effect.

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 17:40, Reply)
Yeah, I know. But you'd think they'd be happy on the way back as they anticipate the first pint they're about to have in 3 weeks.

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 17:42, Reply)
Unless they manage to have slightly more than a pint of the North Sea on the way home.

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 17:43, Reply)
I used to take the helicopter shuttle from Sweden to Norway reasonably often
it's 60 seconds of WOOHOOHELICOPTER and then thirty minutes of noisy and uncomfortable
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 18:02, Reply)
I was going to see it but my phone's just reminded me that they're showing Carnival of Souls for one night only.
I've got Bladerunner on Bluray.
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 17:18, Reply)
Last proper injury was falling over and breaking my ankle, about 6 years ago.

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:56, Reply)
you fucking ballerina

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:02, Reply)
aight jeejay wassup

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:06, Reply)
LOL
Forgot all about this
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:12, Reply)
typical fly-by-night homosexual

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:13, Reply)
who threw you a peanut?
fuck off back to talk.
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:17, Reply)
ooooOOOOoooo get her
/ac
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:18, Reply)
JUST FUCKING STOP IT.

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:30, Reply)
might tell the kids it's bed time and stick Predator on the telly

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:34, Reply)
PLS STOP

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:43, Reply)

www.standard.co.uk/news/london/mysterious-model-of-taj-mahal-made-out-of-toast-discovered-on-south-london-street-corner-10188658.html
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:55, Reply)
STOP IT NOW

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 17:10, Reply)
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(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 18:36, Reply)
I fucking love Robyn

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 18:57, Reply)
That was made by my naan.

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 18:48, Reply)
not the last injury but I tore my calf one NYE skipping to the Cheshire Cheese.

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 18:37, Reply)
the ye olde Cheshire cheese and not Cheshire cheese the obscure happy hardcore subset.

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 18:39, Reply)
and not the Cheese which houses a crying Monty

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 18:56, Reply)
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