Good Afternoon
Almost lunch for me. what did you all have?
Im having chicken curry soup.
alt. what was the last injury you had? I sprained my ankle joggin. Fatty fatty fat fat.
altalt. Anything on the weekend horizon already? Im going to see the Avengers on sat evening in 3d D box seats and Sunday it's date number 2
No, NOT THAT NUMBER 2!!!!

altaltalt. what's bugging you today?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:24, 95 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Dunno
Alt: Dunno
Altalt: Dunno
Altaltalt: Dunno

TL;DR Dunno to all
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:26, Reply)

\o/

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:30, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:32, Reply)

I think I've done all I can here.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:33, Reply)

You have saved a forum from dying
For that, I thank you.
( $$ ✅, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:34, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:34, Reply)

( $$ ✅, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:36, Reply)

nonce

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:15, Reply)

LOL

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:15, Reply)

work is bugging me or should that be buggering me more like!

( $$ ✅, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:34, Reply)

hahaha

( $$ ✅, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:36, Reply)

Just do what I do and spend all day being a prick on the internet and only really working if someone requests something specific from you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:36, Reply)

haha yeah work what's that all about

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:38, Reply)

nomlette

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:37, Reply)

I'm glad the other forum members have treated this thread with the disdain it deserves

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:39, Reply)

What other forum members?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:39, Reply)

The good ones

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:39, Reply)

Or at the very least the ones that were posting in the previous thread but have chosen to ignore Jason because he's horrible and ugly inside and out. Especially out.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:40, Reply)

You're a member

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:40, Reply)

Oh thanks mate!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:40, Reply)

np

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:41, Reply)

You should be ashamed of yourself Jase

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:39, Reply)

Bothered.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:16, Reply)

Yes Ali in for Tredwell

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:41, Reply)

Delete this please.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:42, Reply)

finally about to start
England to bowl first
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:49, Reply)

Probably a good time to call it a day and go for a beer then.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:52, Reply)

I wish I could
I have to speak with an American numbnuts on that there internet in a minute
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:55, Reply)

Gutted loser, I'm outta here! Peace be with you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:58, Reply)

Howdy Jaysums
Lunch: A roll and a mug of tea. Took the dog for a walk.
Alt: Strained shoulder ligaments from playing basketball
AltAlt: Went to the speedway for the first time last weekend. Going back this Friday night. Plus 1st match of the cricket season on Sunday. \o/

Probably a bit too much sport for a woofter, such as yourself, to cope with, I would imagine?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:42, Reply)

I don't even know what half of this means in all honesty

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:15, Reply)

There, there Jase. Nothing to worry your pretty little (potato) head about.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 21 Apr 2015, 17:38, Reply)

Pulled pork thing.
Alt: Fucked a muscle up in my arm showing someone how to safely pull someone over a pit barrier.
Altalt: Work, rest and play.
altaltalt: the number of fucking questions!
( Muns, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:44, Reply)

going to see blade runner on wednesday
Tried to see it last night but it was sold out :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:53, Reply)

you can probably get it on VHS now mate
Watch it at home an everything
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:56, Reply)

final cut m8, plus digitally cleaned up
And Harrison Ford is dreamy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:57, Reply)

the final cut came out nearly ten years ago and is available through legal and illegal distribution systems

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:02, Reply)

don't put him off leaving the house.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:04, Reply)

I think it's in everybody's best interests if he never ever shows his face in public

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:05, Reply)

...says the unemployed man living with his parents

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:07, Reply)

lol the version which Mr R Scott currently has out
Director's cut came out in what, 1992 or something?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:04, Reply)

the final cut - the version you're going to watch - came out in 2007

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:06, Reply)

I don't care when it came out, I don't have a cinema screen in my house

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:07, Reply)

how quaint

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:08, Reply)

yeah i know mate, but we can't all have pizza ovens, can we?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:09, Reply)

yes
you just need bricks and mortar and some very rudimentary building skills
(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:11, Reply)

Don't you need special bricks and mortar to heat proof them?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:42, Reply)

and a door and insulation
but it's still basically just bricks and mortar
(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:57, Reply)

It's something I've thought about making. I'll look up some plans.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 17:03, Reply)

you should put a sheet up at the bottom of the garden
and tell everyone you built your own
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:09, Reply)

nah, I like seeing things at the cinema innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:10, Reply)

it's that stench of popcorn and the grubby feel of a thousand people's hair grease at the back of your neck

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:12, Reply)

brb having a wank

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:12, Reply)

cinema or theatre?
if you had to choose just one, FOREVER?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:14, Reply)

a home theatre would be excellent but you'd need a doss house at the end of the garden to store all the dreadful luvvies

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:17, Reply)

i'd just kick them out after each performance
if there's one thing that is not in short supply, it's replacement luvvies.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:18, Reply)

terrible bullying of arts students

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:19, Reply)

My boss has an outdoor cinema area, along with a summer house and a swimming pool.
I'm immensely pleased for him.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:13, Reply)

is it nicely done though?
all the footballers' houses in cheshire have those.

without exception, they are all hideous.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:14, Reply)

AND the houses, lol

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:14, Reply)

Tragically, yes it appears to be.
He's got a seating area under a pergola, with a pull-down screen and a projector build into the roof of it.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 21 Apr 2015, 17:42, Reply)

40,000 litres?

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:14, Reply)

Probably even more than that, if I know my boss.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 21 Apr 2015, 17:42, Reply)

our ceo genuinely has his own helicopter and regularly flies it between Harrogate and London
He's a nice chap.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:22, Reply)

helicopters are a tricky one
the idea is awesome but the reality is horrible

it's probably more pleasant to be dragged by the nuts by a million angry wasps
(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:24, Reply)

brb having another wank

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:27, Reply)

I know loads of people who regularly have to go in helicopters.
They don't rate it.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 17:20, Reply)

i've been over the grand canyon in one
that was pretty awesome. not so sure flying over harrogate would be quite the same thrill, nice though harrogate is.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 17:27, Reply)

The people I know fly to and from oil rigs in them.
They don't rate it.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 17:38, Reply)

It's funny how dressing like the fucking Michelin Man and wondering whether you're about to drown in the freezing cold water of the North Sea can have that effect.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 21 Apr 2015, 17:40, Reply)

Yeah, I know. But you'd think they'd be happy on the way back as they anticipate the first pint they're about to have in 3 weeks.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 17:42, Reply)

Unless they manage to have slightly more than a pint of the North Sea on the way home.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 21 Apr 2015, 17:43, Reply)

I used to take the helicopter shuttle from Sweden to Norway reasonably often
it's 60 seconds of WOOHOOHELICOPTER and then thirty minutes of noisy and uncomfortable
(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 18:02, Reply)

I was going to see it but my phone's just reminded me that they're showing Carnival of Souls for one night only.
I've got Bladerunner on Bluray.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 17:18, Reply)

Last proper injury was falling over and breaking my ankle, about 6 years ago.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:56, Reply)

you fucking ballerina

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:02, Reply)

aight jeejay wassup

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:06, Reply)

LOL
Forgot all about this
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:12, Reply)

typical fly-by-night homosexual

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:13, Reply)

who threw you a peanut?
fuck off back to talk.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:17, Reply)

ooooOOOOoooo get her
/ac
(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:18, Reply)

JUST FUCKING STOP IT.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:30, Reply)

might tell the kids it's bed time and stick Predator on the telly

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:34, Reply)

PLS STOP

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:43, Reply)

www.standard.co.uk/news/london/mysterious-model-of-taj-mahal-made-out-of-toast-discovered-on-south-london-street-corner-10188658.html
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 16:55, Reply)

STOP IT NOW

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 17:10, Reply)

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( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 18:36, Reply)

I fucking love Robyn

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 18:57, Reply)

That was made by my naan.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 18:48, Reply)

not the last injury but I tore my calf one NYE skipping to the Cheshire Cheese.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 18:37, Reply)

the ye olde Cheshire cheese and not Cheshire cheese the obscure happy hardcore subset.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 18:39, Reply)

and not the Cheese which houses a crying Monty

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 18:56, Reply)

CBESBIRE

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 19:10, Reply)