asparagus must be one of the fastest acting substances known to man

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:46, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

i never believed my friend when he went on about asparagus wee until i saw one of the austin powers movies and had to admit it is a thing
THEN i learned that it's not that some people's bodies don't make the smell; it's just that they can't smell it. #pissshame.

also, my friend went to a srsly fancy wedding in a marquee in the garden of the bride's stately home. turns out that serving asparagus is a massive mistake when you have outdoor toilets because the father of the bride doesn't want all the guests messing up his house.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:48, Reply)

You didn't believe that there was such a thing as asparagus until you saw it in an Austin Powers film?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 9:05, Reply)

i grew up in the north
we only had potatoes and coal
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 9:05, Reply)

Grim.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 9:10, Reply)

sometimes only one at a time
you can burn potatoes, but coal doesn't taste so good.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 9:13, Reply)

dunno mate ... smoking crack gets into the system pretty quick
and I've heard good things about intra veinous heroin
(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:49, Reply)

e by gum

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:51, Reply)