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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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morning
Alt: naked chutney.
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:19, 47 replies, latest was 6 years ago)
gid moaning
alt: not a fan of preserves, dressed or undressed.
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:22, Reply)
nancy dell'olio y/n

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:35, Reply)
Probably not.
Can't really remember what she looks like, but I'd imagine she's a fair bit older than me.
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:38, Reply)
she's on the over fifty list

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:50, Reply)
+ mm wide

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:56, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb6GdFr-0bE
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:41, Reply)
yes please to all

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:42, Reply)
grilled asparagus and samphire
makes your piss and your belches stinky
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:45, Reply)
asparagus must be one of the fastest acting substances known to man

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:46, Reply)
i never believed my friend when he went on about asparagus wee until i saw one of the austin powers movies and had to admit it is a thing
THEN i learned that it's not that some people's bodies don't make the smell; it's just that they can't smell it. #pissshame.

also, my friend went to a srsly fancy wedding in a marquee in the garden of the bride's stately home. turns out that serving asparagus is a massive mistake when you have outdoor toilets because the father of the bride doesn't want all the guests messing up his house.
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:48, Reply)
You didn't believe that there was such a thing as asparagus until you saw it in an Austin Powers film?

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 9:05, Reply)
i grew up in the north
we only had potatoes and coal
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 9:05, Reply)
Grim.

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 9:10, Reply)
sometimes only one at a time
you can burn potatoes, but coal doesn't taste so good.
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 9:13, Reply)
dunno mate ... smoking crack gets into the system pretty quick
and I've heard good things about intra veinous heroin
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:49, Reply)
e by gum

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:51, Reply)
Is anyone going to bother posting today or shall I get on with some work?

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:45, Reply)
^upset

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:45, Reply)
dunno to all

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:47, Reply)
I'm going to get a cup of tea then

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:56, Reply)
seems like a good idea, you won't miss anything new

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 9:12, Reply)
i'm surprised he can bring himself to drink tea
what sort of a butcher can pour boiling water over helpless little leaves?
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 9:13, Reply)
I think he might be a baddie.

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 9:16, Reply)
your job y/n

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:48, Reply)
I think I'd be more suited to a life of leisure

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:53, Reply)
oh come on ... who doesn't want to spend more hours in the office?

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:56, Reply)
crikey, somebody fell out the wrong side of the yurt this morning

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:49, Reply)
Shambolic's Fault

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:49, Reply)
Stop ruining the internet!

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:50, Reply)
:(

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:53, Reply)

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(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:54, Reply)
oh i dunno
who doesn't want to be lectured about their choice in balsamic vinegar, because apparently shambles has a phd in that too?
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:54, Reply)
you sound upset

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:58, Reply)
very upset

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:58, Reply)
yeah, i'm thinking of going up to waitrose and smashing all their bottles of balsamic

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 9:01, Reply)
have you managed to get upset about a message on the internet in a conversation you weren't even involved in?
that's pretty impressive
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 9:02, Reply)
yes, that's the point to take away here
well done dear
(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 9:04, Reply)
I've ruined the internet for her

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:59, Reply)
best to sit back and enjoy the smell of your own guffs

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:53, Reply)
let's cuddle and enjoy each other's

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:56, Reply)
x x x

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:58, Reply)
guff guff guff

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:59, Reply)
The slightly ruder episode of Ivor the Engine

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 9:11, Reply)
I might pop to the lav and drop an Idris

(, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 9:12, Reply)

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