She looked like a corpse
I once knocked Craig Bellamy (Welsh no-necked footballer) flying on Northumberland Street in Newcastle. He wasn't looking where he was going and I had just enough time to brace myself, hence he bounced off me and ended up on the deck. The little fucking horrible cunt

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I've had so much overtime recently its unreal. I'm unfortunately spending it on extension
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 9:43, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

yeah a penis extension hur hur

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 9:46, Reply)

3' high and rising

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 9:48, Reply)

the magic number

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 9:51, Reply)

yeah, old people are grim aren't they?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 10:05, Reply)

When she smiled it actually looked like she was dead

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 10:09, Reply)

Sexy as fuck.

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 10:44, Reply)