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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I am buff and ready for the season.
Alt: I doubt he could find his arse with both hands.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 10:25,
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latest was 10 years ago)
my dad only has one hand but can still find his anus
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:03,
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I bought your Dad's hand for £8.45 on eBay
I use it as a door handle to my electric sex dungeon
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:15,
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I would have got commission on that on account of calculating the algorithms used by paypal
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:18,
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Ha!
I paid cash
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:20,
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my sister owns the royal mint and we get all the free money we need
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:21,
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I invented the mint plant
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:24,
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you could only do that because i biologically engineered the photosynthesis process, no need to thank me
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:28,
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