Good morning
Quite an uplifting morning ditty - I mean, it's no 'Morning has broken' but it'll do for some of that there hippity-hop that all the young folk are 'grooving' to nowadays.
I know some terrifyingly bright kids - most are multi-talented too. Little gits.
I have a very serious question to ask my fellow o/t ers, one which will affect my daily life for some years and will impact on my comfort and well-being. This is not a drill!!
What toilet seat would you recommend? I've broken mine* and it needs replacing. I'm thinking probably wood but there are some very comfortable plastic ones out there. Please help.


*Not through weight - it slammed down and cracked while I was having a piss
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 2 May 2015, 8:56, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

any of the good quality, £50 max soft close plastic ones are good. can discolour if you use bleach in the bowl overnight.
WWW.mumsnet.com
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 2 May 2015, 8:59, Reply)

Jonnie Wong does the best toilet seat in Hong Kong.
Hang on I'm going to the other company's warehouse to take a photo for you.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:02, Reply)

This motherfucker

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:11, Reply)

Now, all ^^^this^^^ advice up there is what the internet should be about
Folks coming together to solve the problems of the world.

And pictures of kittens, natch.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:14, Reply)

If you want a real answer your keywords are 'thermoplastic' and 'soft close' And spend about 50-60 quid.
Qualifications: 16 years selling plumbing and heating products, 8 of which designing bathrooms. Armitage Shanks Marketing Director 2006/7. Brand Consultant for Twyfords 2009-2011
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:21, Reply)

I've got a 'soft close' bog seat.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:26, Reply)

Then you're straight on my 'cool people' list m8

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:27, Reply)

you should purposefully leave it up and tell the Doris that forcing it down will damage it.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 2 May 2015, 10:11, Reply)

Soft close and thermoplastic it is!
I'll be checking out local suppliers forthwith
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:34, Reply)

you will no be disappoint

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:37, Reply)

purchasing thermoplastic hinged cover

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:38, Reply)

placid's toilet has cracked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:41, Reply)

^Predictable Tiresome Hackneyed Comments^

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:51, Reply)

^bollockhead

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:54, Reply)

^pupset tupset hupset cupset^

(lol man river definite greek god, Sat 2 May 2015, 10:04, Reply)

vg

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:18, Reply)

Velly good? Bit racial, poor Mr Wong :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:24, Reply)