Good Bank Holiday Saturday morning. top Internet's in that previous OT.
Made me feel all lovely, joyful
wubble

Godson's 10th birthday today, his future is so bright he needs a solar filter sf450. I swear we are like amusing chimps to him. Who else knows ridiculously talented children. I am asking for a friend.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 2 May 2015, 8:26, 44 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Good morning
Quite an uplifting morning ditty - I mean, it's no 'Morning has broken' but it'll do for some of that there hippity-hop that all the young folk are 'grooving' to nowadays.
I know some terrifyingly bright kids - most are multi-talented too. Little gits.
I have a very serious question to ask my fellow o/t ers, one which will affect my daily life for some years and will impact on my comfort and well-being. This is not a drill!!
What toilet seat would you recommend? I've broken mine* and it needs replacing. I'm thinking probably wood but there are some very comfortable plastic ones out there. Please help.


*Not through weight - it slammed down and cracked while I was having a piss
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 2 May 2015, 8:56, Reply)

any of the good quality, £50 max soft close plastic ones are good. can discolour if you use bleach in the bowl overnight.
WWW.mumsnet.com
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 2 May 2015, 8:59, Reply)

Jonnie Wong does the best toilet seat in Hong Kong.
Hang on I'm going to the other company's warehouse to take a photo for you.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:02, Reply)

This motherfucker

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:11, Reply)

Now, all ^^^this^^^ advice up there is what the internet should be about
Folks coming together to solve the problems of the world.

And pictures of kittens, natch.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:14, Reply)

If you want a real answer your keywords are 'thermoplastic' and 'soft close' And spend about 50-60 quid.
Qualifications: 16 years selling plumbing and heating products, 8 of which designing bathrooms. Armitage Shanks Marketing Director 2006/7. Brand Consultant for Twyfords 2009-2011
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:21, Reply)

I've got a 'soft close' bog seat.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:26, Reply)

Then you're straight on my 'cool people' list m8

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:27, Reply)

you should purposefully leave it up and tell the Doris that forcing it down will damage it.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 2 May 2015, 10:11, Reply)

Soft close and thermoplastic it is!
I'll be checking out local suppliers forthwith
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:34, Reply)

you will no be disappoint

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:37, Reply)

purchasing thermoplastic hinged cover

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:38, Reply)

placid's toilet has cracked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:41, Reply)

^Predictable Tiresome Hackneyed Comments^

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:51, Reply)

^bollockhead

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:54, Reply)

^pupset tupset hupset cupset^

(lol man river definite greek god, Sat 2 May 2015, 10:04, Reply)

vg

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:18, Reply)

Velly good? Bit racial, poor Mr Wong :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:24, Reply)

I'm still furious with drimble for doxing me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:30, Reply)

I bet you are, you should bloo bloo to the many mods.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:35, Reply)

I'm too busy with that Sian archive mate

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:40, Reply)

I have Gary Lineker short short days.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:43, Reply)

ah yes, the Leicester molester

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:45, Reply)

I wish.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:46, Reply)

he's a jug eared ponce

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:47, Reply)

going for a wank

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:48, Reply)

And Selby 'the jester'.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:48, Reply)

fair put me off my shot that reference

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:49, Reply)

Hazel Irvine keeps getting fitter IMO.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 2 May 2015, 10:02, Reply)

Irvine?
Good Lord.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 2 May 2015, 10:03, Reply)

And the lady ref.
I'm going to point out I'm clever enough to make a pun here about 'rattling' 'balls' and 'jaws' here, but possess too much class to actually go for it.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 2 May 2015, 10:05, Reply)

Bog seat chat.
Fucking hell.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:55, Reply)

I'm extremely bored at work. I take full responsibility

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 2 May 2015, 9:56, Reply)

hey, in the previous thread there's a valuable mine of williams pics, how can you be bored?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 2 May 2015, 10:00, Reply)

Im a right queer gay m8, why would that interest me

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 2 May 2015, 10:01, Reply)

it might turn u normal mate

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 2 May 2015, 10:02, Reply)

putting my winky in a biological waste disposal exit and being attracted to the same sex despite it being the very opposite of the basic reasons that humanity has survived for thousands of years is the most natural thing in the world

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 2 May 2015, 10:07, Reply)

we can talk about the runner beans I've just planted out instead
while I'm having my recuperative lager shandy
(lol man river definite greek god, Sat 2 May 2015, 10:06, Reply)