"Anyone mentioning the royal baby gets shot in the knees" thread
Alt: best toy from your childhood
( .Yeti., Mon 4 May 2015, 8:48, 19 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

me and my brother got a bag of jumble sale matchbox and dinky toys from my wigan grandparents
we lived next to an open cast mine and spent the whole summer smashing them to fuck

edit: special mention to andrew "loz" laurenceson for adding the innovation of real rock "grenades" to our games of Army and then going to hospital with a cracked eye socket
(lol man river definite greek god, Mon 4 May 2015, 10:18, Reply)

lol at the cracked eye socket.
I got a right bollocking for putting vaseline on my scalextric track so I could do burnouts and slidey turns because it turns out it also ends up spraying it into the carpet.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 4 May 2015, 10:47, Reply)

I think loz was also the one who thought it was a good idea to build a bonfire on the ICI explosives works
that definitely ranks as the biggest bollocking of our childhood

he joined the army after school
(lol man river definite greek god, Mon 4 May 2015, 11:44, Reply)

The Loz I knew was a fucking mentalist as well.
His biggest bollocking was a possession of a Tazer.

When I say 'bollocking' I actually mean 'suspended sentence for possession of a firearm'.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 4 May 2015, 12:12, Reply)

Alt: SAS rescue kit, containing: balaclava, machine gun, dagger, periscope, possibly others.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 May 2015, 10:19, Reply)

I popped into a pub last night and there was a bloke who must've been around 70 gurning his tits off.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 4 May 2015, 10:22, Reply)

Alt: Zulu cowhide shield and assegai made by my uncle.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 May 2015, 10:23, Reply)

Wank, Wank, Good Guy, Wank

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 4 May 2015, 11:38, Reply)

a good guy wank is when you do it wearing a white stetson

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 May 2015, 12:16, Reply)

During the olympics one of my mates missuses came home to find my mate sitting in the lounge-post wank with his trousers and pants laid out on the floor like a little crime-scene.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 4 May 2015, 12:19, Reply)

those Lithuanian shot putters are fit as fuck

(lol man river definite greek god, Mon 4 May 2015, 14:49, Reply)