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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm going to visit some vulnerable people and wave my cheque book at them through their cracked and mucky workhouse windows

(, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:24, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
yeah ... "cheque book" ... gramps

(, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:24, Reply)
You could wave your contactless payment card at them,
redistribute the country's wealth, £20 at a time.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:26, Reply)
good thinking ... we can stick NFC tags on poor people

(, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:28, Reply)
Stitch them into an identifying mark.
Something cheery, like a gold star, that they'd all be proud to wear.
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:35, Reply)
What's a cheque book, grandad?

(, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:25, Reply)


(, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:26, Reply)
too slow, motherfucker
I'm the fastest hobbler on the ward
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:26, Reply)
Getting on a bit myself now.

(, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:29, Reply)
might retire to Frogland
except I'm shit at pétanque
(, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:31, Reply)
The lovely Marine will keep the likes of you out.

(, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:33, Reply)
bit late for that ... I already own a slice

(, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:36, Reply)
Yeah, the Jews owned a fair slice of Berlin in the 1930s

(, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:51, Reply)
Alright Stunned?

(, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:26, Reply)
bit of a cold, dave

(, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:27, Reply)

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