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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i opted for just a t-shirt today, no jumper or jacket, it's been a success

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 May 2015, 7:53, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
true British grit

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 21 May 2015, 7:57, Reply)
ahahahahahaha
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(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:09, Reply)
Tue? It's Thu today, you spazmoid.

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:31, Reply)
soz bbz

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:47, Reply)
freak

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:05, Reply)
u mad bro?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:10, Reply)
I put on a shirt because I am in work not a stoners flat.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:17, Reply)
i like it when IT people dress as if they are conducting real money making business, it's funny.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:20, Reply)
I like it when people think I'm an IT person just because I use a computer.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:29, Reply)
i like it when people who work in IT pretend their job is more important than working in IT

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:33, Reply)
can somebody fix the paper jam in my FAX machine?

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:35, Reply)
I dunno my fax machine is working fine, better call IT

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:37, Reply)
I don't think we have any FAX machines
and I'm currently in the back garden eating toast.
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:38, Reply)
I'm certain we don't
I'm currently in my office eating walnut and raisin bread with Rodda's butter on it. Its lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:39, Reply)
Rodda's butter
Awesome stuff, worth the extra money.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:53, Reply)
You're mean. My job is so much more important than the IT monkeys
I make money for the university, they spend it.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:38, Reply)
I don't know what you do really mate, but I respect you as a person and I bet you're the best one there.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:44, Reply)
NO YOUN

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 21 May 2015, 9:06, Reply)
god - get a room, you bummers

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 21 May 2015, 9:24, Reply)
^ desperately wants to watch ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 May 2015, 9:28, Reply)
who wouldn't?
they've both still got all their hair and a 28" waist
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 21 May 2015, 9:47, Reply)
hah
all the hair on their backs and 82" waists more like
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 May 2015, 9:50, Reply)
I find people working in IT, accounts, legal, and admin all find it very encouraging to be referred to as "overheads"

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:45, Reply)
'Overheads'
My boss calls them 'Direct costs'
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:51, Reply)
I also like to approach people working in the public services and loudly remind them that my taxes pay their wages
especially armed police or nurses who are about to stick something sharp in me
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 21 May 2015, 9:05, Reply)
There were a group of young men on 'the choob' dressed in cheap suits last night, one wearing a navy blue suit with black brogue wooden soled boots and a tie pin wider than his tie was banging on about how someone he knew kept referring to himself
as a 'sales executive' when he was merely a 'sales rep'!!!

I wanted him to die.

The end.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:44, Reply)
Thats not the end
it's not the end until you MAKE IT SO!

Get it! Make it so! Like Luke Skywalker says!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 21 May 2015, 9:07, Reply)
everyone will be distracted by your pokies

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:20, Reply)
no one else here :'( so ronery

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:21, Reply)
I hope it has a novelty phrase like 'Sun's out, guns out' with a picture of an AK-47 on it
lol
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:25, Reply)
plain black #swag

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:30, Reply)

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