Decent beers, pork scratchings,
good-looking barmaids and a pool table. Must also be free from the following things:

- chavs;
- any music/light shows that came out of a My First R'n'B keyboard;
- stupid dress codes. My mate got turned away from The Town House in Ealing for wearing a hat. A hat.
( .Yeti., Thu 21 May 2015, 15:13, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

The hat thing is quite common now. It's a CCTV thingy

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2015, 15:15, Reply)

Surely that's quite an easy thing to remedy?
Unless he was a trendy prick and was refusing to take it off. In which case fair play.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 21 May 2015, 15:17, Reply)

what kind of hat? because if it was some wacky affectation he needs fucking telling

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 May 2015, 15:17, Reply)

Flat cap would be my first guess.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 21 May 2015, 15:18, Reply)

i'm going with gambler with feather

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 May 2015, 15:20, Reply)

I think it may actually have been a flat cap, you know.

( .Yeti., Thu 21 May 2015, 15:20, Reply)

I am judging your mate.
And you, by association.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 21 May 2015, 15:23, Reply)

Hattist

( .Yeti., Thu 21 May 2015, 15:24, Reply)

One of my mates started wearing a flat cap in his 20's when his hair started thinning out.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 21 May 2015, 15:22, Reply)

what a prick
I've still got my hair and a 28" waist.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 21 May 2015, 15:23, Reply)