You want to be smug about sleeping in a field,
not washing for three days, shitting in a bucket, walking for miles to see/hear less of a shit band than you would if you watched them on tv, and having anything valuable robbed out of your tent while you're out?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:55, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I never got anything valuable stolen from my tent because the only thing I take with me is underpants and lager.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:56, Reply)

^festie veteran^

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:57, Reply)

I perfected the art of sleeping with my boots sticking out the tent so I didn't have to fuck about with taking them off or putting them on in the morning.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 13:00, Reply)

Sounds grim.
I perfected the art of earning enough money that I can hire a mobile home or a glam tent.
(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 13:06, Reply)

How many festivals have you been to, b3th?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:56, Reply)

To be fair, none.
I'm rather too fond of electricity and plumbing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:57, Reply)

The last festival I stayed at had both of those things.
And beds.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:59, Reply)

Fair enough.
I'm just trying to be clever and smug about the fact that someone on the internet makes different choices to me.

Apparently, it's what you're meant to do.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Jun 2015, 13:02, Reply)

I disagree.

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 13:03, Reply)

It's hilarious! Almost as hilarious as 'reddit'!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 13:03, Reply)

I really don't think that is in the spirit of this website, b3th.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 13:04, Reply)