in response to Mr Fister
It's a "proper" stag do.
we're playing dodgeball in the morning, followed by a pool tournament, then round some rock bars and finishing in a rock club.

It's new terrain for me.

still expect the usual barrage of tweeted selfies.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:07, 5 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

That sounds ok apart from the dodgeball and pool tournament.
Swap that for some more pubbing and maybe a single game of killer.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:13, Reply)

Will you humiliate the groom?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:15, Reply)

He will.
He's going to turn up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:26, Reply)

So the groom is a straight man who is going to marry a woman?
Fooking hell Jase. How have you got roped into that?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:19, Reply)

Gays don't just flock together you know.
Im quite homophobic when it boils down to it
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:34, Reply)

What do you call a group of gays? A pride?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:43, Reply)

A mince

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:49, Reply)

Oh is that right now?
Well if you're going away for a weekend with a bunch of straight guys can I recommend you stay are from the following subjects:

X Factor*
Ru Paul's Fucking Drag Race (whatever the fuck that is)*
How fucking sexy you are*

*taken from a straw poll of your recent Tweets
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:43, Reply)

NO, SHAN'T
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:45, Reply)

Well, I warned you.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:48, Reply)

Don't compare genitals on urinal visits either. Not until you've worked out the closet cases.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:51, Reply)

Wait a fucking minute...
Dodgeball?

Where the fucking hell are you playing that?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:20, Reply)

no idea. I didn't arrange the "entertainment"

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:35, Reply)

lol

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:23, Reply)