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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Morphine is fucking awesome.
I'm actually looking forward to my next hospitalisation.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:59, 1 reply, 9 years ago)
Turns out I react like a little pussy to massive drugs
Blood pressure through floor, projectile vomit, the works.

They keep trying to give me liquid morphine now, but I can't see how to take it with a fork
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:01, Reply)
get one of those syringes you get with calpol.
Also good for low volume impromptu water fights.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:06, Reply)
^ not your first time ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:07, Reply)
Look, it's the best way to wash them out
and not squirting it at the wife seemed like a wasted opportunity.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:09, Reply)
Worst "caught wanking" excuse ever

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:15, Reply)

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