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We're going sofa shopping today.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:02, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

We went sofa shopping the other day.
Didn't buy owt though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:02, Reply)

I suspect we will just order two of the first thing we like and get home before the kid starts whinging for tit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:10, Reply)

Your kid will sick on it.
As it gets older, it will impart a variety of sticky stains to it. Climbing over the back will wreck to cushions.
You'd do better to stick with a couple of creates, at least until it passes into teenage years.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:04, Reply)

yeah, I'd go with the creates if I were you

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:09, Reply)

The baby has her own little sofa already, she keeps falling off it though. So uncoordinated.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:09, Reply)

Kids are rubbish, aren't they?
I doubt mine would have made it to their first birthday if I hadn't kept stepping in to ensure their continued survival.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:12, Reply)

Yeah, shite, deffo the worst decision I've ever made, it's like a prison sentence

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:14, Reply)

Trust me, when it starts moving you'll long for the days when it just stayed where it was.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:18, Reply)

Don't forget about them learning to speak.
Some kids just won't shut up once they start.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:31, Reply)

When a kid learns to walk - parents learn to put shelves up

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:56, Reply)

sounds like a greate idea

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:16, Reply)