Morning Windy Pig
This weekend someone i went to school with went missing. By Sunday it was an official missing persons hunt with police involvement etc etc. They found him this morning.

Unfortunately the cunt was fine and not raped and dismembered in woodland.
( Peej, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 9:52, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Did you not like him much then?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Nov 2015, 9:59, Reply)

Cunt took of one off my wing mirrors on the 206gti and then denied it was him.

( Peej, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:15, Reply)

Hi Al!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:18, Reply)

Where had he been?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:00, Reply)

PJ's sex dungeon

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:07, Reply)

Dunno, probably left the pub pissed up and ended up not going home
Like I used to do all the time before we became a namby pamby shit society obsessed with knowing where everyone is at all times.

When I was 20 I fucked off to Belgium without telling anyone and when I got back 2 weeks later my mother's response was "Oh we wondered where you had got to"
( Peej, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:14, Reply)

Sinead O'Connor tried to kill herself over the weekend
but the police found her and stopped her.
( .Yeti., Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:35, Reply)

Attention-seeking beaker

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:39, Reply)

But enough about Yeti! What about Sinead?

( Peej, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:43, Reply)

www.instantrimshot.com
Warning: the Fairholme Alert is sounding! Attention-seeking on the upper decks!
( .Yeti., Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:45, Reply)

That will totally convince the courts that her ex was wrong to withhold custody

( Peej, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:44, Reply)

Yeah well they were helped somewhat by her whinging about it on FB
and happening to mention that she wasn't at home, was in a hotel, and was booked in under an assumed name.

Tragic beakering.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 30 Nov 2015, 12:03, Reply)