You can have most cuisines delivered where we are
We had Lebanese delivered to the hospital at 2am when baby meatswipe was born. 1 day olds don't make the best plates, but you do what you have to do
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 10:45, 4 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Should have just had the baby as a starter then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 10:46, Reply)

Vegetarian innit
Meaty had to be restrained though
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 10:50, Reply)

Did you order Lebanese food 'cos you'd just added to the Human League?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 10:52, Reply)

I see what you did there

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 10:54, Reply)

Nice work Swipey.
Somehow you managed to shoe-horn yet another reference to your crotchfruit into a question about takeaways. Outstanding.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Jan 2016, 10:54, Reply)

Remember when she used to deride people for doing *exactly* this.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 11:01, Reply)

Defo

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Jan 2016, 11:19, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2597506
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 11:19, Reply)

SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR MINGE DEMON!

( Peej, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 10:56, Reply)

There is nothing else in my life now
It's your fault. Why didn't you warn me?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 11:19, Reply)

It's our fault that Meaters stuck his wotsit in your foof?
Seems implausible.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Jan 2016, 11:24, Reply)

I'd have thought my experiences as a parent were warning enough

( Peej, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 11:35, Reply)

This is excellent!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 11:54, Reply)

I cooked Ghormeh Sabzi once. It tasted like lime an mulch.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 11:01, Reply)

Is that the lime and kidney bean one?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 11:18, Reply)

Think so. It has dried limes in it yeah.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 11:22, Reply)

There is a Persian near me that does it
Fucking lush, esp with a nice square of tadig.

Meaty always has a massive plate of grilled lamb and chicken, like that sort of shit is edible
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 11:25, Reply)

MEATIE FOREVER SWIPEY NEVER!

( Peej, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 11:35, Reply)

:(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 11:44, Reply)

In his defence,
there's a hell of a lot to be said for a massive plate of grilled lamb and chicken.
( .Yeti., Thu 21 Jan 2016, 12:11, Reply)