Egads!
Teh /all is brokened! Abandon hope all ye who enter! *runs ascared*

I may or may not be in a rather odd mood tonight. Fun times.

I guess I ought to stick a HSH sign here as there is no evening thread.


( Captain V, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 19:03, 53 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Good morning!
I am admiring my patio out of the window and still waiting for Ninja to come home.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 19:06, Reply)

Evening
And what a lovely day it's been.

I had some of the new 'old' Monster Munch today. Hurrah.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 19:08, Reply)

Are we playing here now?
*plays*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 19:09, Reply)

Yes
*plays also*
( thealternativefact, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 19:10, Reply)

Poor WBM
Very worrying and horrible.
( thealternativefact, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 19:11, Reply)

*returns*
I just had the dinners. It was absolutely awesome, and I've got another portion for tomorrow night.

*yays*

Are we all well this evening?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 19:14, Reply)

Well when I dyed my
hair it was a very dark red brown, it is probably dark ginger now.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 19:15, Reply)

@al
You fail at facebook stalking.

Fail badly.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 19:19, Reply)

PoD
You fail just as much :p

Anyways I am off to be sad and watch the Xfactor. You guys can all be happy you don't live near Leam and have to put up with the strange folk that frequent here...
photos-290.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v355/226/13/510300290/n510300290_4354769_9663.jpg
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 19:21, Reply)

I got closer than al
But ended up with the person who uploaded the photos profile.

*feels like failed*

What b3tans are in that photo, other than Labia?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 19:23, Reply)

I only recognise Lab in that photo
And I'm also very bored. Was about to go bathe but the people I'm meeting in town are now running half an hour late so I can sit about a while longer now.
( Captain V, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 19:24, Reply)

That would be himjim
And then sulky ginger girl and Evil Pixie!

SGG is actually lovely, I think she was just scared...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 19:25, Reply)

Now people are appealing to my competitive side
*goes off to stalk TGB*

I must win!
( Captain V, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 19:26, Reply)

She doesn't look too sulky there
Just quite ginger.

Has al gone and topped himself after I mocked him?

*feels sorry*
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 19:27, Reply)

Wow I feel quite special
everyone wanting to stalk me!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 19:28, Reply)

He's prolly
gone quiet coz he's stalking you PoD.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 19:28, Reply)

Al's
on his way to your house, PoD.
( thealternativefact, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 19:29, Reply)

@TGB
I just noticed that picture of your friend is actually not the one of you, but of her! What surprises.

Do you feel honoured, or slightly scared?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 19:29, Reply)

I feel slightly
confused! Say what?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 19:30, Reply)

@TGB
I'm only in it because I've run out of porno I can win at it.
( Captain V, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 19:30, Reply)

If anyone finds me
Just from the info in my profile, they are doing well.

edits - honoured that people are stalking you I meant.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 19:30, Reply)

I think I've won the stalking of TGB compo
Although I may have just sent a friend request to a random on facebook. Only time will tell.

Enjoy being wet, soapy and full of fish fingers al. It sounds sexy as sin.
( Captain V, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 19:35, Reply)

Aww well done V!
You do indeed win!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 19:37, Reply)

*cheers*
Turns out I did it the hard way too -_-

Didn't realise you were in the photo you linked in this thread. I have discovered that the privacy on facebook is pants as hell. Ah well.

The more I type the more I sound like somebody who rubs their thighs and the more I sound like al. Dear [insert a diety here] save me!

:edit: @al That'd be giving away my trade secrets.
( Captain V, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 19:41, Reply)

I thought you
may have googled my mobile number :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 19:44, Reply)

I tried to find al
A couple of ways, but gave up after not getting anywhere. Didn't find ancrenne either.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 19:44, Reply)

I may well gaz you
But don't generally actually use facebook that much. Mostly for stalking b3tans it would appear, such as TGB who I now actually found.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 19:48, Reply)

@TGB
Nope. All I used was the url you posted and the photos in your profile. Would've been easier if I'd realised your were in the photo you posted here -_-

:edit: I shall talk no more of this as I'm making myself feel dirty and 'orrible.

:edit again: I'm off to join Al in the bath. Back laters.
( Captain V, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 19:48, Reply)

Don't worry
I'm on it. Clumsy al dropped it.

*bends over*
( Captain V, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 19:58, Reply)

Sounds like quite the bathtime...
I think I should stop stalking now. There's probably something wrong about spending saturday night hunting down b3tans.

*must stop*

Meh.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 20:01, Reply)

I was ok
But al really needs to work on his co-ordination. He slipped and nearly engaged me in a bit of man loving! I think he might have crippling undiagnosed aspergers!

Bath is run now so I'm really off now.

:edit: PoD you'll never take my crown of champion stalker 08!
( Captain V, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 20:03, Reply)

I wouldn't bet on that
I still remember the day I found DiT. He was really rather freaked out.

Poor boy.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 20:05, Reply)

You don't need to know them, al
Mwahahaha.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 20:13, Reply)

Well the bath was good
I'm going to finish getting ready and head out.

Laters folks.
( Captain V, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 20:24, Reply)

Right, shower time
No one feel obliged to join me.

I'll be quite alright alone.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 20:30, Reply)

All gone quiet
No-one about? Not one?

Oh well.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 21:05, Reply)

thought that I would add, read or unread, that I am slightly pissed - maybe full on shitefaced - my grammar seems O.K. so far...

And I'm going out for more. Vodka redbulls. Think I better have a shave first and maybe spray some lovely smells upon my person. Luck to be wished to me if you can please.

Please?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 21:55, Reply)

is
everyone dead?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:57, Reply)

Hey flesh
I'm still here, have been all evening.

Been upto anything fun?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:16, Reply)

hey PoD
absolutely nothing

watched the Scotland game, Spain U21s and now burning some films to watch cause late-night Spanish TV is ass.

how's the lovely weather back home?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:48, Reply)

well
for anyone still around, I'm outta here. Off to watch Righteous Kill before bed.

Night all you people (dead, hiding or otherwise)
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:50, Reply)

Still no sign of Ninja,
and Stealth is just pining for him :(
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:06, Reply)

still no sign
of Ninja? Is it normal behaviour?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:21, Reply)