Is it me?
Or is this QOTW a bit rubbish?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:59, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

YEAH
So's your Mum, and your face.

;)
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:07, Reply)

My Mums'
great!

For a alzheimers sufferer!

Yeah, agree on the face but it's all I got!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:23, Reply)

It's alright
I was only kidding, I'm sure that you have a lovely face really, and your Mum can't be that bad.

It's just that I've been teaching my daughter, and her friends, my niece, nephew and my little brother, that the best comeback for any insult is simply, 'so's your mum' or 'so's your face'. So now, arguments between them go like this;

Little brother: Stop trying to take my toy car, you poohead!
Daughter: So's your face.
LB: You're so annoying, why don't you just go away?
D: So's your Mum.
LB: Aaaargh! Leave me alone.
D: So's your face.
LB: ........!

Repeat ad infinitum, it drives them nuts, works really well, and shuts most kids up.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:29, Reply)

Tghat is an excellent comeback
I was at a training session recently and we were taking the mickey out of a welsh lad and he had the same sort of comeback! So useful for later life too!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:40, Reply)

...and if you want to mix it up a little
throw in the odd 'so's your Mum's face'.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:43, Reply)

I just noticed
Bert's got his username back!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:17, Reply)

Hiya DG!
I most surely do! That beckyjsbx and Madam Marlboro ain't so tough.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:18, Reply)

I think I've finally put my finger on why
this QOTW has been raising so many hackles. Go take a look at the little rant I just put up.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:52, Reply)

this QOTW
is one of the funniest in ages, racism, prejudice, snobbery or no.

In my rule book, 'teh funneh' outweighs all things.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:43, Reply)

I dunno
But thinking about it, I have found my answer.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:18, Reply)

non-rubbish QOTWs
They just need to do one about stuff you've invented. That's it - rubbishness problem solved!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:12, Reply)

For me it's interesting
To see, for example the number of people who've put things about accents has made me realise that it's quite a widespread prejudice. I feel all sad..

So (to be said in broadest yorkshire) they can all cock off.

Also, just because someone hasn't had the opportunities in life that others have, does not make them common. Some serious snobbery going on this week!
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:56, Reply)