I do love Dr Cox from Scrubs.
"Either this kid has a lightbulb up his ass or his colon has just had a great idea"
(GONEism, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:01, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

every line
a pearler
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:26, Reply)

my personal favourite:
Newbie, the only way you could be less productive right now is if you were in fact the wall in which you were leaning against. Of course, then you’d be providing some jackass with a wall in which to lean against to reflect on what a jackass he truly is. I- know, here it’s a conundrum but don’t you worry about it. I’ll tackle that one right upstairs. In the meatime, you could at least pretend to be doing some work and right about now, even though you don’t have your basket… aw- it’s just a terrific time for you to skip away, Shirley. Skip away. Skip away. Go on, skip away. Skip skip skip to my loo, woo-hoo!
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:39, Reply)

Oh yeah
That is a great character.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:24, Reply)

I love Scrubs full stop.
No other program has the power to keep me in my seat, laugh, cry, completely empathise with every character and enjoy every single second. If Shakespeare was as entertaining as this, the world would be a better place.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 8:03, Reply)

But Hugh Jackman is Wolverine!
I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week together. Lemme see, uhh... Low-carb diets. Michael Moore. The Republican National Convention. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products. Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, 'The O.C.', the U.N., recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much! The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host! Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything - eve - everything that exists - past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh! And Hugh Jackman.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:57, Reply)

I love Scrubs too...
it's great although the only character I don't like is Carla, she just annoys me.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:58, Reply)