Fookin' 'ell
I just went for a job to be manager OF A FUCKING CASTLE!

If I get it will you all think I'm cool?
(GONEism, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:24, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Definitely.
And envious besides!

Hey, if you get it can we organize a bash there and all show up in medieval garb and bring the castle back to life?
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:27, Reply)

Ah, that was you was it?
I really need a new manager, the staff in my castle have been absolutely shocking recently.

I had to let the last manager go after he failed to maintain supplies of boiling oil on all the battlements, and a TV license inspector got in unmolested.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:34, Reply)

ahhh
that would be so cool.

Have you got kids?

I hope so, you could sing that nursery rhyme to them every day, and it would be true!
(dchurch bah, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:35, Reply)

I'll think you're a Count.
Sorry.

/coat.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:35, Reply)

no
librarians are much cooler
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:39, Reply)

Which castle?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:40, Reply)

I used to live in a castle
Although when I say 'castle' I mean large house.

And when I say 'large' I mean porcine large.

And when I say 'house' I mean hovel.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:48, Reply)

Dover Castle
And to Halfy, the library job does get preference. But I think King of the Castle is a suitable second place job.
(GONEism, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:53, Reply)

only if
it's a bouncy one.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:13, Reply)

Aw! I wanna have a friend who runs a castle.
Say yes if your offered it.

Edit - And I think your cool already : )
( girlinthehole, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:47, Reply)