What is love?

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 14 Nov 2008, 0:13, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

And the answer is
either the start of a Haddaway song from back in the day

or an unfortunate mix of chemicals in your brain causing you to make no end of mistakes which will be emotionally and financually costly
(sparklehorse is loving popping his cherry...again....honest, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 0:19, Reply)

Love is
a little tweeting bird chirping in a meadow.

Love is a wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad.

Are you sure your circuits are registering correctly? Your ears are turning green.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 0:48, Reply)

less real than the ghosts of unicorns

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 14 Nov 2008, 1:39, Reply)

Baby, don't hurt me.
Don't hurt me, no more.

*throws shapes*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:00, Reply)

Mental illness

( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:06, Reply)

The kind
you clean up with a mop and bucket?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:22, Reply)

*unzips*
bend over and I'll show you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:28, Reply)

Love is moist and sticky and sweet.









Edit - Sorry my mistake, I was thinking of Jam.
( girlinthehole, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:38, Reply)

Love is...
...like Diarrohea, only you don't poo anything out.
(GONEism, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:41, Reply)

A fuckin' disaster

( Cawl, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:20, Reply)

Aww dammit
No3L beat me to it.

*dons day-glo yellow t shirt*

*blows whistle*

*bums*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:54, Reply)

An anagram...
...of 'vole'.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:30, Reply)

Howard Jones once said
Does anybody love anybody anyway?
(Stop Bloody Antivirus Pro 2009, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:04, Reply)