I work with idiots
There is an argument going on in the office and it is depressing, and do you know what the argument is about?

It is about the fact that we have the radiators on at full blast, the air conditioning on, and the windows open.

jesus holy fucking mother of christ what a bunch of spoonbending knobjockeys
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:41, 11 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I'm all for it
I actually support pollution and global warming. The sooner all the morons get wiped off this planet (including your workmates), the better.
(GONEism, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:44, Reply)

I'm with swordfish
I don't mean opinion-wise, I mean we're a couple.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:46, Reply)

I thought
I told you to wait in the car?
(GONEism, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:51, Reply)

*sighs defeatedly*
*goes back to wait in the car*

*won't give you head for your birthday now*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:52, Reply)

*Phones Pooflake*
For backup head.
(GONEism, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:54, Reply)

Pooflake's my bitch now.
He sent me a gaz, and he told me he wanted to rim my anus with his tongue.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:55, Reply)

Wow
heat magazine said he was king of the rimmers too. Well done.
(GONEism, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:56, Reply)

O RLY?
I wouldn't know, because I only ever read Take a Break, and that's full of stories like, 'My teenage baby's dad's brother gave my sister face AIDs'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:57, Reply)

This is what I come to b3ta for
the culture.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 12:30, Reply)

It's like a dish full of agar jelly, honestly.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:24, Reply)

Which one are you?
Okay, where are you. .. . . which one are you?? I'm listening to the same fucking argument! Suggestion, the hot ones wear less clothes, the cold ones wear more clothes. . . will they listen? Twunts.
(GsterMum, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 16:26, Reply)