Calling all artistes!
Afternoon all,

Just wondered if any of you lovely lot (yes I'm in grovelling mode) are arty types who could make me a pretty picture?

I'm working on creating a website to sell my corsets on and I need a picture to have as a logo. I wanted something along the lines of a girl wearing a corset and other nu-goth type attire (possibly with cat ears, not sure yet) to go next to the Kitty O'Hara bit at the top of the page and on all the swing tags that get attached to the actual corsets.

Any donations gratefully received!!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:22, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

that
sounds right up killerkittis street she does a lot of images like that
, give her a gaz.

or you could ask happytoast for a zombie or jollyjack for a scarlett in a corset?
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:24, Reply)

I'd
be happy to make a deposit on one of your corsets...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:26, Reply)

That's lovely...
thank you karma, I'll put you on the waiting list.

Halfy, cheers, will go and bother them both.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:28, Reply)

I are can has made a piksure


You now owe me a photo of yourself in one of your corsets.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 15:24, Reply)

corsets
have you wore them first, or are they new?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 15:44, Reply)

Trust a McCann
to go and lower the tone.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 15:45, Reply)

Filth? On b3ta?!
I haven't worn them I'm afraid, but my rather fine figured and voluptuos plastic dummy has if you're into that kind of thing..
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 15:56, Reply)

Thanks Bert,
that is everything I was looking for! And it's still better than anything I could do!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 16:08, Reply)

No problem
seriously though, I wasn't kidding about the photo, yes, I am into plastic dummies, particularly headless ones
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 16:12, Reply)

You're in luck,
mine doesn't have a head, just a smoothly rounded neck area. She doesn't have legs either I'm afraid. What she does have is impeccable taste in clothing though.

And she's probably wipe clean.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 16:37, Reply)

Aces!
Now then, please upload a picture of said headless, wipe-clean, womannequin, for my viewing pleasure. Or I'll have to send the big boys round.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 16:45, Reply)

Kitty Katty Korset!


Don't say I never give you anything!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 16:46, Reply)

Phwoar
quadroplegic, headless plastic sexiness!

You designed that? -and made it? I'm very impressed. Where is your website? I think I might know what to get Mrs Monkeysex for christmas now.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 16:48, Reply)

Why thank you kind sir!
I did indeed make it all from scratch, that particular material is called the Kitty Chronicle and I only did it because it made me giggle.

My website doesn't exist as yet, I've just bought the domain, but I hope to be putting the photos of my corsets on there this week and just creating a basic 'if you want one email me' kind of thing until I can get it all up running properly.

If you really want one when I get home I can email you the pictures of the other ones I've made to give you an idea of what's possible and you can choose your own colour/fabric for one for teh Mrs.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 16:54, Reply)

I want to know what the Kitty Chronicle says!
I would actually be interested in a little more info on your corsets, as much I like this one, I doubt the Mrs would, so if you have more please send 'em to me!

I'll gaz yer me email address.

*DUN DUNNN DUNNN!!*
I'm worried about giving my email out to strange ladies from teh interweb.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 16:59, Reply)

Sweet,
Will do so when I get home, thanks.

The Chronicle is pretty funny, although slightly racist, I'm sure there was mention of white kitty supremacy in one of the 'articles'.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:03, Reply)

That's disgraceful
I always knew that those kittens thought they were so much better than the rest of us, I just didn't realise they discriminate by race too.

So did you write the articles in it, just for the corset?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:08, Reply)

Haha
unfortunately no, I bought the fabric from an online store, it's a rare print (probably due to the racism), so I can't take credit for the aewsome lolcattery of it, I just cut it up and sewed it together in a corset shape.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:09, Reply)

It was your brain
that had the idea in the first place, so you should take all of the credit. Those damn racist kitten fabric producers don't deserve any acclaim at all for your lovely handiwork.

By the way, what sort of sizes do you do? Mrs Monkeysex is 32DD, dress size 6-8 (no I'm not kidding! Yes I can get a girl like that, what are you trying to say? I'm only ugly on the outside :C)
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:14, Reply)

Al told me
you were totally ugly on the inside too.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:16, Reply)

That depends where you're looking
My mouth is full of abcesses and ulcers, my anus is spattered with herpetic rashes, and the time he shoved an endoscope up my pecker we found Mickey Rourke living up there.

So I guess it depends on what you consider to be beautiful/hideous.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:18, Reply)

It's all about perspective I guess
He told me your gaping ring was filthier than Max Mosely's bottom-of-wardrobe porn collection, and smelled like Rik Waller's toilet after a particularly heavy night on the donners, and felt rougher than a roll in a glass recycling bin.

Edit: apologies to Kitty for sullying your thread. If you want a web site/logo, gaz me with the specifics, what you're looking for etc and I might be able to sort you out.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:27, Reply)