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What's the longest you can go out of the office for a "poo" before people realise you didn't actually go out for a poo?
(GONEism, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:44, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

About ten minutes
then they caught me wanking in the fridge.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:48, Reply)

It depends
on whether you announced to the whole office that you were going out for a poo or not.

If you did make that announcement and then walked the opposite direction to the toilet and straight out the door then I reckon you could go about 1 minute and 37 seconds before someone asks where you've gone.

If you just sneak off to the toilets and escape out of the window I reckon you could go over 20 minutes.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:49, Reply)

BERT!
Stop making me laugh out loud.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:50, Reply)

Teeheehee!

The worst thing is, it's a true story.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:52, Reply)

Bert you cunt
you're going to get me sacked if I giggle any more.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:00, Reply)

1hour and 35 minutes for real
I almost lost half an intestine in there, it was horrendous.
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:09, Reply)

Me too, al
I swear that there are people hear who think I'm a bit mental, because I always stifle my laughter and end up looking like I'm having a fit.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:18, Reply)

The strangest thing...

But the other day, the other 4 people in my office all declared that they were just going to 'nip off to the lav', all at the same time...and they asked me to 'hold the fort'...

Actually, come to think of it...it wasn't the other day...It was four years ago.

I'm not going to let them take the piss though...I'll give it a couple more months then I'm going to knock on the door...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:31, Reply)