You don't hate them enough yet, so the Daily Poll will continue to bumtouch you.
What is the best thing?










(GONEism, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:24, 68 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Guess what I voted for : )
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( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:29, Reply)

It's a close call
between ladybits (south) and sausages. Really close.

Edit: bgb: BOAT? :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:30, Reply)

I voted Boat
I feel I should include it in all future polls.
(GONEism, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:32, Reply)

Well I was going to vote for anything but me but...
I felt I owed it to my fans to vote for cock : )
( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:39, Reply)

I voted cocks
because I haven't seen any lady bits for a little while.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:54, Reply)

BOAT!!!!!!!
who is nick griffin?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:58, Reply)

Vipros, you should have voted Sausages. You need to be 110% on this Sausage campaign
And Nick Griffin is that nice man who is allergic to coloured folk.

Do you reckon this BOAT thing could become the latest internet meme? That's always been a bit of an ambition of mine.
(GONEism, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:00, Reply)

why
are eyes and bottoms not included on the list?
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:01, Reply)

swordfish
I'd be happy to help you create a BOAT meme, but only because it rhymes with goat, stoat, float, tote, wrote, scrote, moat, choat and Vanessa Redgrave.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:03, Reply)

Eyes and bottoms are not on the list
because they aren't things.
(GONEism, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:04, Reply)

BOAT FTW.
Now I've got an image of those old wartime "Beer Is Best" posters with "Beer" predictably subsitituted for "Boat." Perhaps we are witnessing the dawn of a new meme.

Edit: Eyes and Bottoms are indeed not "things." But they are essential components of one's "thang." And bottoms are essential retainers for one's "thong."
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:04, Reply)

I think we need to start signing petitions as BOAT
Maybe some youtube videos based on BOAT. I shall begin making T Shirts!

*Goes to find a marker pen and a white T Shirt*
(GONEism, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:17, Reply)

My Mrs stole all my white T shirts
I'll just have to cross out the word Animal on the blue one i'm wearing, and put BOAT instead.

Which might confuse people, because the rest of the t shirt is filled by a picture of Animal BOAT from the Muppets.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:20, Reply)

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:21, Reply)

I have that exact same T shirt!
But yes, I request that b3tans make BOAT T shirts and have photos of them wearing them on their profiles. And if you are a wimmin, you have to wear a T shirt at least 3 sizes too small.
(GONEism, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:23, Reply)

We're T shirt brothers!
We should form a group and fight crime!

My Mrs bought me it, and it's very comfy for sleeping in, but I've got far too many cartoon t shirts now, I look like a cell with limbs.

I have to agree on the b3ta lady t shirts, I don't think they do nearly enough to please their male comrades.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:26, Reply)

I would definitely wear a t shirt with BOAT written on it
Sorry swordfish, I'd forgotten about the sausage campaign...

We seem to have more takers for this meme than for my Monkey Rapture one. Only Kaol seemed interested in that...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:26, Reply)

It's probably because BOAT is one syllable
and Monkey Rapture is 4. It's only 25% of the effort needed.
(GONEism, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:27, Reply)

BGB
You've gone quiet. I trust it's because you're crudely writing BOAT on a T shirt that's so small you can only just breathe? Hmmm?
(GONEism, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:30, Reply)

BEHOLD!
First draft of meme campaign poster



Seamless editing, wouldn't you agree?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:32, Reply)

Good god...
I want your children.
(GONEism, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:33, Reply)

You'll have to get them off Child Services first.
_{They're in for a "Child Servicing"}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:38, Reply)

*squeezes into 8 year old nephews white boat t-shirt*
The things I do for B3ta.
( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:40, Reply)

BOAT DEMANDS PHOTOS

(GONEism, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:42, Reply)

NSFW?


I'll delete in a sec, I've forgotten how to link images

EDITED for boatification
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:47, Reply)

I think boobs are ok
if there's a baby within 1 metre of them.

Still, I'd rather not find out for sure.
(GONEism, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:50, Reply)

Probably safest to linky if you can
Or 'shop a boat over any potentially offending items.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:52, Reply)

I already thunk of that, crowsy.

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:54, Reply)

I wonder if it's too late to get BOAT into tomorrow's newsletter?

(GONEism, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:56, Reply)

Good man, Bert
Because of course my supervisor won't be at all worried if she sees a picture of a baby suckling the bow of a boat.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:56, Reply)

We'd need to do something pretty spectacular to get
BOAT into the newsletter
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:56, Reply)

Crash a BOAT into the server?
Hmm...probably excessive. And might attract negative publicity for the campaign.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:57, Reply)

A good point
I think one of my QOTW answers might make it in tomorrow, thus the name change. Damnit, BOAT is going to take of the world.
(GONEism, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:57, Reply)

Who are you and what have you done with swordfishtrombone?
/peels back boat mask
/realises
/thinks "Boat Monkeysex" has a good ring to it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:58, Reply)

Yay for Boat Monkeysex!
And Boat Girl's Blouse
(GONEism, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:59, Reply)

In fact, you could have gone for the more subtle
swordfishtromboat
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:01, Reply)

*twirls*
Better?
(GONEism, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:02, Reply)

Delightful
And deeply erotic

_{Deeply aquatic?}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:06, Reply)

I've gone to annoy the Home Sweet Home thread
I can't LOVE BOAT until it's beating Nick Griffin.

Thus completing probably the weirdest sentence I've ever typed.
(GONEism, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:06, Reply)

arse hats
too late
(Freddy Woo suggesting your questions since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:07, Reply)

Ooooh, a mystery BOAT
Are you related to Mystery Jets?
(GONEism, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:08, Reply)

I've been emboatyfied!
Yay!
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:10, Reply)

i am but a BOAT-shaped shadow
of my former self.
(Freddy Woo suggesting your questions since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:11, Reply)

I think big-girl's-boat is better.
I'm thinking ocean liner.


I'm not changing my name though as it got nicked last time.
( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:13, Reply)

That's fine
Just get to BOATing
(GONEism, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:14, Reply)

@BGB
I've got some spare profiles if you'd like to have one?
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:22, Reply)

Right
Well I'm fully BOATified now.
(GONEism, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:22, Reply)

did you get a professional to do it?
i want a BOAT hat
(Freddy Woo suggesting your questions since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:25, Reply)

I contacted
BOATman.

Eh, I'm going to cut down to one in 3 posts saying BOAT, otherwise this will become more annoying than Rickrolling.
(GONEism, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:26, Reply)

BOAT
Just wanted to join in by saying BOAT.

kthxbi
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:36, Reply)

and there was me thinking
that BOAT had run out of steam
(Freddy Woo suggesting your questions since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:38, Reply)

Boat.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:40, Reply)

A spare username!!!!!
*arranges*
( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:41, Reply)

It's not Boat.
It's BOAT.

BOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT
(GONEism, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:42, Reply)

This is grinding to a halt a bit
We need more of a web presence, anyone checked www.BOAT.com ? Edit: it's just a placeholder page so we might be able to register it.

And maybe get some t shirts made, and we need an official spokesBOATperson.

We need to get on it, BOAT's time is now!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:50, Reply)

In fact
.at is Austria, so we could have www.BO.AT !
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:52, Reply)

My web-knowings are slim to none, as are my art skills or any skills whatsoever
But any help is more than welcome
(GONEism, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:53, Reply)

And if we can keep BOAT going up to 12.45pm
I shall be a happy man. For that is my lunchbreak, and I would have spent an entire morning typing BOAT. How lazy of me...

...

...*runs off to QOTW board*
(GONEism, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:56, Reply)

Oh noes!
I appear to have broken down.
*cries*
Could one of you fine young gentleman give me a tug please?
(fine young filly, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:08, Reply)

Aaaah only if you give me a tug as well
:-)

Does anyone dare me to go and BOAT the /talkers?
(GONEism, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:10, Reply)

I promise I will.
I'll even wear my tight T-shirt whilst doing it.
(fine young filly, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:12, Reply)

Oh Boat McFloat
We should get together and make dinghys
(GONEism, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:15, Reply)

Yeah! go and remind the talk lot that we know where it's at.
And it's BOAT.
( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:15, Reply)

After reading it so much
The word "BOAT" doesn't actually mean anything anymore. But I love it!

Btw, I did a poll on here a few weeks ago about neck attire on men but am crap and do not know how to link to it. I suggested a daily poll and nobody said they wanted one :(
Now I feel disgusted.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:00, Reply)

I was gonna stick with a weekly poll
cos I knew people would grow weary. But someBOATy decided daily polls would be fun. They were right, but now I'm getting weary.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:13, Reply)

Well this will be the last one for a while
I only did daily ones because the QOTW was so insufferably dull this week.
(GONEism, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:18, Reply)

BOAT
is pulling ahead!

Come on BOAT!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:28, Reply)

BOAT > Badgers
Muahahahaha
(GONEism, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:30, Reply)