All kinds of wrong
If you're in an arid environment (desert), or any environment for that matter, your main requirement for survival is water.

When water is scarce there are certain obscure methods of obtaining it.

Somebody suggested the following;

"It is possible to rectally infuse urine to get moisture into your system."

At no point am I going to be trying that one.
For a start, my knob isn't long enough to be able to piss up my own ass and, well, I'd much prefer to die of dehydration rather than get a 'buddy' to do this.
Some people are just fucking mental.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:28, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'd rather drink my own piss than do that
That's actually not a phrase I've ever used before, I don't think.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:39, Reply)

there is another way
Read in a journal from two pioneers trying to cross Australia circa 1800's.

First catch snake.
Skin snake (peel the skin off like a condom).
Eat snake raw (dont want to be wasting moisture by cooking it).
Piss into empty skin.
Insert end of snake skin into bum.
Invert bum skywards.
Pour piss from snake skin into bum.


I think it's better way than trying to piss into your own bum, and what could be more natural than having a dead snake filled with piss sticking out of your arse.

*thinks of new idea for porno-flik*

I sincereely hope I haven't disturbed anyones breakfast
(smells-like-victory-v's, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:48, Reply)

No it's ok, didn't put me off my lunch at all.
Was just draining a couple of snake skins.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:20, Reply)