It's my 2nd B3ta birthday in 4 days.
*breaths*

Iwantasindydollandaboxofaftereightandanewtellyandabigmirrorformylivingroomandablackleatherhandbagandsexandsomejewelleryandsexandacomic.


Go on! you've got 4 days left.
( girlinthehole, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:06, 15 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Hang on
you've asked for sex twice. You can't have sex more than once. It's not fair on the others.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:17, Reply)

^^^ Ever
Everyone on B3ta will get 15 minutes of sex, on average, one day. Don't be stealing someone else's 15 mins now...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:21, Reply)

Hmmmm.
I'd like to help, but I'm a little bit far away to do so...

(I can give you a comic, though...)
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:23, Reply)

see now
If you had said "Please?" I might have been able to help.

I want gets a clip around the ear, family tradition number 1
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:29, Reply)

Oooh.
Mine too.

All I want is for Coldplay to be taken outside and shot.

Then for all their music to be destroyed.

Then for a mind rubber to erase the cocking song of theirs that's been stuck in my head all damn day.

I hate the radio.
( Moey, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:34, Reply)

Did I ask for sex twice?
*looks innocent*
( girlinthehole, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:54, Reply)

Sex?
How old are you again?
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:58, Reply)

Opportunist!
:)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:59, Reply)

I have my sex scanner bot installed
Scans the internet for single woman who mention the word sex.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 17:02, Reply)

And here I am focusing on the Sindy doll and handbags
I didn't notice all that mention of sex at all.

Nope, didn't notice any of it.

Really.

if you end up with any extra sex, could you send it my way please?
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 26 Nov 2008, 17:55, Reply)

@ the Resident Loon
progressiveboink FTW!
that comic made me laugh my arse off.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 26 Nov 2008, 17:58, Reply)

I'll get you a comic sweetheart!
Not sure if I can help with the other items though...
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 18:02, Reply)

more animals
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 26 Nov 2008, 18:03, Reply)

when cats
work out can openers we are fucked as a race
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 18:04, Reply)

The Bukowski comic FTW!
I love Bukowski.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:42, Reply)